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Dihydrogen Monoxide 

A dangerous substance that can cause corrosion, suffocation, and many other life-threatening problems. Worse yet, it is found all over the world, and people often consume it without realizing it.

...Water. It's water. Did you get worried for a second? Congratulations: You have become a victim of Zohnerism; the use of a true (though confusing) statement that the general public would not be able to fully understand, causing them to jump to incorrect conclusions.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is often used in April Fool's pranks to fool people who do not know what it is. It was popularized by then 14-year-old Nathan Zohmer, who trolled almost all of his ninth-grade classmates into banning it from the school he attended for a science fair.

Work at a Pizza Place 

The Grand Theft Auto V of Roblox.

Created by Roblox user dued1 in March of 2008, this game is exactly what it sounds like; and it has withstood the test of time quite well despite its simplistic concept and overall decline in quality since 2017. Nowadays, dued1 doesn't really "update" the game anymore; he just adds stuff without fixing problems that have existed in the game for years.

In other words, he's milking it. Just like how Rockstar is milking Grand Theft Auto V.
Work At A Pizza Place: The biggest cash cow in Roblox history.

Experience Gravity 

The oldest game on Roblox (November 2006) that still has people playing it to this day.
Work At A Pizza Place: I am THE OG Roblox game.
Experience Gravity: Hold my beer.

You Were Saying 

When a person is either instantly proven wrong, or is exposed for hypocrisy, you can expect someone to say this to them.
"Hey, there's an old lady getting mugged. Let's go help her."

"Are you kidding me? She doesn't need help."

"No way is a grandma gonna fend off a robber! There's an unfair age gap!"

*WHACK*
"...You were saying?"

Made Me A Liar 

A phrase used when someone is instantly proven wrong.
"There is no way you can flip a coin ten times and land on the same side each time."

(A few moments later)

"Well...you made me a liar."

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a disease caused by the inhalation of small particles called "silica," found in the vicinity of a volcano. It's better known as "silicosis."
You know those stomachaches you get in the evening/at night after eating too much?

That's what malaise is. Yep, there's a word for it.
Malaise can have many causes and the symptoms can be much more broad, but this is just to give a general idea.
Malaise by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021