1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones
2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template
2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template
"What was that drink you left on my desk?"
"Bone hurting juice."
"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"
"Bone hurting juice."
"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2023
A term used in BDSM (or any dom/sub situation) where the dom asks the sub for a color to communicate how they're feeling.
Green - Good to go
Yellow - Slow down
Red - Stop
Green - Good to go
Yellow - Slow down
Red - Stop
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 09, 2024
1. The act of using the simplest solution to a problem, whether or not it's the best one.
2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.
2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.
After going through a series of traumatic events and losses, Bill decided that taking the easy way out would be his only option.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 03, 2022
A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.
In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
1. An idiom referring to a situation where you're screwed no matter what you do; if you're literally holding a tiger by the tail, it won't attack you - until you let go of its tail. But you have to let go in order to run from it, and it WILL chase you down.
2. A song by country singer "Buck" Owens. Arguably his signature song.
2. A song by country singer "Buck" Owens. Arguably his signature song.
I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see
I won't be much when you get through with me
Well, I'm losing weight and turning mighty pale
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail
I won't be much when you get through with me
Well, I'm losing weight and turning mighty pale
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 30, 2022
An "anonymous" mode for various search engines that in reality does not do shit to hide whatever horrible shit you're looking up.
"Hey, Google. About Incognito Mode..."
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"Why is it called 'Incognito' Mode if my Internet service provider can still see it?"
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"What if someone I know is an Internet service provider? That's sure pretty anonymous."
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"No comment. Exactly."
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"Why is it called 'Incognito' Mode if my Internet service provider can still see it?"
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"What if someone I know is an Internet service provider? That's sure pretty anonymous."
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"No comment. Exactly."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 23, 2022
Virginia Patterson Hensley Cline (1932-1963) is perhaps one of the most famous female country singers of the 20th century. Although her career was cut tragically short after she was killed in a plane crash, she still managed to leave behind a lasting legacy that remains strong to this day.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022