The World's Hardest Game

One of the most notorious Flash games of all time.

You are a red square. You must get from Point A to Point B, getting all the coins along the way. Sounds simple?

What if we added a bunch of insta-kill blue circles that move insanely fast in crazy patterns that are extremely hard to memorize? And by the way, you also have to formulate a strategy to get around those damned circles and then execute said strategy, which can be next to impossible unless you have a lot of patience. Have fun!
Despite the frustrating nature of The World's Hardest Game, it was quite well-received, to the point that it received three sequels. There has also been quite a few people who have managed to complete all four games in the series without dying a single time.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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Rhinophyma

A gross medical condition where a person's nose looks like it was dropped into a radioactive barrel.
People with rhinophyma often get judged because of their horribly mutated nose.
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FU

A complete and utter dick move done solely out of spite, often to someone who doesn't deserve it.
My boss writing me up for standing up to a rude customer was a real FU.
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Legacy Content

An item in a video game that can no longer be obtained through normal means, but nonetheless still exists.

Named for energy weapons with the explosive legendary mod in Fallout 76, which no longer spawn due to a glitch that makes the explosions do far more damage than they are supposed to, resulting in insanely overpowered guns that can mow down almost any non-boss enemy in less than two seconds. Eventually, they were nicknamed "Legacies."
The lengths hardcore gamers will go to in order to get their hands on legacy content on their favorite games is unreal.

"Here's $50, now give me my virtual weapon that will make me absolutely unstoppable," said no one ever...no one except these people.
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Velcro Kitty

An outrageously clingy cat.

Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.

Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.

Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)
My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.
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Zohnerism

The act of presenting true, but misleading facts to confuse scientifically illiterate people.

It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"

-It is colorless and tasteless

-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)

-It can burn your skin at high temperatures

-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death

-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world

...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
Another example of a Zohnerism would be for someone to say that people should not "Touch their pussies" in front of other people, and saying that it's "Unsanitary" or it "Gets hair everywhere" This is technically true, so naturally people would be supportive of it. But the word "Pussy" can also refer to a cat, which the other people did not understand; by exploiting the dirty minds of his peers, the person just tricked his peers into agreeing that people should not pet their cats in front of other people; but he didn't lie to them at all.
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Enemy5p0tted

A humorous YouTuber who created videos showing various characters from SpongeBob SquarePants trolling each other by forcing one another to translate phrases into other languages, resulting in lewd and/or humorous words.

e.g "A lot of sand" in Turkish = "cok kum"

He was popular for about a year, then he ran out of ideas, having uploaded his last video on 7 February 2022.
Enemy5p0tted is a prime example of why you should not base a channel off one single gimmick that you know is not unlimited.
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