Jaded

Having an overall very negative view of the world, like you've seen it all. See also: cynical, tired, bored, etc.
Being Jaded is usually caused by doing the same things over and over. If you were cursed to live through the exact same day for eternity, you would become jaded. Being jaded is generally associated with being depressed.
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Cheaters Never Prosper

A bullshit lie that should be deleted as misinformation
"Cheaters Never Prosper" my ass. Do you have no idea how the real world works?
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Strikethrough

A form of text where a word/sentence has a line through it to "censor" it. Usually, strikethrough text contains a sarcastic comment stating the OP's true feelings, although it can also contain a humorous comment or remark.

̶L̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶!̶
Strikethrough is a humorous way to display sarcasm though text.
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Lives Matter

LIVES MATTER.
If you need a color in front of that, you are a racist.
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Carbuncle

What's worse than one boil? Several boils clustered together! Please take care of yourself and especially your skin, because you do NOT want to have one of these. It won't kill you, but it will make you wish that you were dead.
If only the carbuncle would eat itself instead of remaining on your skin and causing you horrific pain.
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December 16

The worst day to have your birthday on, according to researchers.

Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.
Beethoven's birthday was December 16, the worst birthday ever. Poor guy must have been miserable.
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No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.
"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded
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