The only place in America where you are almost 100% guaranteed to get snow in April every year. Sometimes it even snows in June if you're extremely unlucky.
Person from the Midwest: "My father once told me a story of how it snowed on his birthday in North Dakota, thereby ruining all of his and his friends and family's plans."
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
Get the Midwest mug.When a cartoon character realizes they are about to fall a great distance. But before they begin to fall, they look directly at the screen and wave goodbye to the viewer(s).
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Get the Fourth Wall Fall Wave mug.1. A song by Three Dog Night
2. A Sanskrit term that means "Place of peace"
It's also spelled "Shambhala"
2. A Sanskrit term that means "Place of peace"
It's also spelled "Shambhala"
I can tell my sister by the flower of her eyes on the road to Shambala
I can tell my brother by the flowers of his eyes on the road to Shambala
I can tell my brother by the flowers of his eyes on the road to Shambala
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
Get the Shambala mug.An extreme fear of darkness. It is believed to be caused by the brain's imagination running wild, causing an overly enhanced perception of what nightmarish things may be lurking in the shadows. As such, it is common in overthinkers.
*Knocking*
"Who the hell knocks on someone's door at 12AM?! Can you go see who it is?"
"N-no...."
"Why not?"
"I-I have nyctophobia..."
"Oh, come on. Man up. Nothing's gonna hap-"
"THERE'S DEMONS IN THE DARKNESS! THEY'RE WAITING TO AMBUSH ME!"
"OK, I'll go. But first thing in the morning, you're seeing a therapist."
"Who the hell knocks on someone's door at 12AM?! Can you go see who it is?"
"N-no...."
"Why not?"
"I-I have nyctophobia..."
"Oh, come on. Man up. Nothing's gonna hap-"
"THERE'S DEMONS IN THE DARKNESS! THEY'RE WAITING TO AMBUSH ME!"
"OK, I'll go. But first thing in the morning, you're seeing a therapist."
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Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
Get the Google mug.After John's three kids wouldn't stop fighting on the way to Disneyland, he lost his temper.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.
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2. This weapon is so OP, it completely sucks the fun out of the game for everyone, including the user.
2. This weapon is so OP, it completely sucks the fun out of the game for everyone, including the user.
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