An "anonymous" mode for various search engines that in reality does not do shit to hide whatever horrible shit you're looking up.
"Hey, Google. About Incognito Mode..."
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"Why is it called 'Incognito' Mode if my Internet service provider can still see it?"
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"What if someone I know is an Internet service provider? That's sure pretty anonymous."
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"No comment. Exactly."
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"Why is it called 'Incognito' Mode if my Internet service provider can still see it?"
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"What if someone I know is an Internet service provider? That's sure pretty anonymous."
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"No comment. Exactly."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 23, 2022
Virginia Patterson Hensley Cline (1932-1963) is perhaps one of the most famous female country singers of the 20th century. Although her career was cut tragically short after she was killed in a plane crash, she still managed to leave behind a lasting legacy that remains strong to this day.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022
When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.
My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022
Tumblr constantly worships Dream, despite the fact that his Minecraft speedruns were proven to be fake.
Dumbass Worship at its finest.
Dumbass Worship at its finest.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022
If you're idolized enough, people will ignore all the horrible things you've done in your life. Being deceased is optional, although it has been proven to make the effect more...effective.
The Gandhi Effect is named for Mahatma Gandhi, who is often worshipped as a hero around the world, despite the fact that he was a serial rapist.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 28, 2021
A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.
The Noose Song
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull
Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull
Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
An extremely shitty and evil human being who makes a living off of scams, lies, and fake charities. His insane unpopularity skyrocketed even further after his fake speedrun of Super Mario Bros was famously taken apart in a video simply titled "The worst fake speedrun on Youtube" by Karl Jobst.
His fake speedrun is basically several other legitimate former world record speedruns all spliced together, with a fake heart rate monitor and some of the worst acting you'll ever see in your entire life. And it's ultimately not that impressive compared to some of the *REAL* world records.
His fake speedrun is basically several other legitimate former world record speedruns all spliced together, with a fake heart rate monitor and some of the worst acting you'll ever see in your entire life. And it's ultimately not that impressive compared to some of the *REAL* world records.
Karl Jobst's video of Badabun's infamous fake speedrun caused a lot of people around the world to realize what a horrible person Badabun actually was. It was already well-known in his home country, but now pretty much everyone in the world hates him...and rightfully so. Prior to the removal of dislikes, Badabun's fake speedrun had an overwhelmingly negative like/dislike ratio. It also has less views than the video exposing him.
To quote one of the comments on the Jobst's exposing video: "Honesty always wins in the end."
To quote one of the comments on the Jobst's exposing video: "Honesty always wins in the end."
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 26, 2021