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Earle Williams
A hilarious, but tragic example of an extremely horrifying creature that has an incredibly mundane name. Earle Williams is a bonus boss on Fallout 76 who was introduced in August 2020.
Some time before the present day in-game, Williams and his friends were trapped in a mine after it suddenly collapsed behind them, killing one of them and leaving the rest permanently stuck. The men were nonetheless desperate to survive, and resorted to cannibalism. Some of them, however, had too weak of a stomach and decided to just wait for their starvation to end it all.
Earle Williams was not one of those people. In fact, cannibalizing his dead friend seemed to make his sanity slip away. He started trying to eat everyone, dead or alive, but was nonetheless fully aware of what he was doing; he knew he was becoming insane. By the time that the events of the game had started, Williams has mutated into a massive man-eating monster waiting impatiently for his next meal, and it's up to the dwellers of Vault 76 to put him out of his misery before it's too late.
Some time before the present day in-game, Williams and his friends were trapped in a mine after it suddenly collapsed behind them, killing one of them and leaving the rest permanently stuck. The men were nonetheless desperate to survive, and resorted to cannibalism. Some of them, however, had too weak of a stomach and decided to just wait for their starvation to end it all.
Earle Williams was not one of those people. In fact, cannibalizing his dead friend seemed to make his sanity slip away. He started trying to eat everyone, dead or alive, but was nonetheless fully aware of what he was doing; he knew he was becoming insane. By the time that the events of the game had started, Williams has mutated into a massive man-eating monster waiting impatiently for his next meal, and it's up to the dwellers of Vault 76 to put him out of his misery before it's too late.
The fight against Earle Williams is quite tough. He has TONS of health, and he's so resistant to all forms of damage that even legacy weapons barely deal scratch damage to him. He's nimble, aggressive, and can utter a piercing scream that will terrify the player character(s), causing them to run uncontrollably in a random direction if they're standing too close, potentially allowing him to land a nasty hit or two. The mine itself is bubbling hot and will kill you very quickly if you stand in the wrong spot, and there's several mini-me's of Williams that are very strong and tend to gang up on a single player to quickly overwhelm them. And on top of that, you have a strict time limit of 25 minutes to kill him, which may seem generous, but it's not.
Despite this, there IS at least one weapon that works insanely well against him: The plasma gun with the flamethrower mod and of course the right perk cards. ESPECIALLY if it's the special "Enclave" version, which has an insane ammo capacity. (However, the mod is INCREDIBLY rare.) Some players have managed to kill Williams singlehandedly by using this against him.
Despite this, there IS at least one weapon that works insanely well against him: The plasma gun with the flamethrower mod and of course the right perk cards. ESPECIALLY if it's the special "Enclave" version, which has an insane ammo capacity. (However, the mod is INCREDIBLY rare.) Some players have managed to kill Williams singlehandedly by using this against him.
Earle Williams by Ubeenbamboozledson September 14, 2021
The Bees Win
A term used to describe a draw (tie) in a game where a draw should technically not be possible. It is almost always caused by the players giving up because the outcome of the game keeps swinging back and forth like a pendulum, but in rare cases it can be caused by a rare glitch, or a crazy coincidence.
It was coined by a Trouble In Terrorist Town (TTT) Let's Player, who experienced an odd glitch where both the Traitor and the last innocent accidentally killed themselves at exactly the same time, causing the game to get confused and not start the next round. Since one of the traitors had previously summoned a bunch of bees with a bee gun, they eventually declared that the bees had won the round, since they were the only living things in the server that were still alive.
It was coined by a Trouble In Terrorist Town (TTT) Let's Player, who experienced an odd glitch where both the Traitor and the last innocent accidentally killed themselves at exactly the same time, causing the game to get confused and not start the next round. Since one of the traitors had previously summoned a bunch of bees with a bee gun, they eventually declared that the bees had won the round, since they were the only living things in the server that were still alive.
"OK, guys. You two have been playing Monopoly for hours now. Everyone else was eliminated a long time ago, and this is going nowhere. Just give up. The game's never going to end."
"You're right. The Bees Win!"
"You're right. The Bees Win!"
The Bees Win by Ubeenbamboozledson September 14, 2021
Traitor Town
Trouble In Terrorist Town, better known as "Traitor Town" for censorship reasons, is a popular gamemode for Garry's Mod.
So what is it? Well, it's basically Among Us with guns. The players spawn in the map and have 30 seconds to prepare. Then, their role is revealed to them, and they must carry out their goals as that role in order to win. There are four roles: Innocent, Detective, Traitor, and Jester.
Innocents are...just that. They're part of a group that has some untrustworthy member(s) who are trying to kill them. Their goal is to kill them before they all die.
Detectives are like innocents, only with fancy gadgets they can use to figure out who the traitors are more easily, or to help innocents survive. Just like the innocents, the detective must be killed for the traitors to win.
Traitors/Terrorists are the untrustworthy people of the bunch. They gave only one goal: To kill everyone else. Like the detective, they have fancy gadgets. Unlike the detective, these "Gadgets" are things that a real-life terrorist would use.
The Jester is a player who must intentionally act suspicious in order to get killed by the other players; this role only exists to discourage "Random Death Matching", or RDM.
It sounds simple, but there's a catch: There is no way to discern players' roles by looking (except for the detective, who wears a hat). This game can and will make you paranoid as hell after a few rounds, and it WILL give you trust issues. You have been warned.
So what is it? Well, it's basically Among Us with guns. The players spawn in the map and have 30 seconds to prepare. Then, their role is revealed to them, and they must carry out their goals as that role in order to win. There are four roles: Innocent, Detective, Traitor, and Jester.
Innocents are...just that. They're part of a group that has some untrustworthy member(s) who are trying to kill them. Their goal is to kill them before they all die.
Detectives are like innocents, only with fancy gadgets they can use to figure out who the traitors are more easily, or to help innocents survive. Just like the innocents, the detective must be killed for the traitors to win.
Traitors/Terrorists are the untrustworthy people of the bunch. They gave only one goal: To kill everyone else. Like the detective, they have fancy gadgets. Unlike the detective, these "Gadgets" are things that a real-life terrorist would use.
The Jester is a player who must intentionally act suspicious in order to get killed by the other players; this role only exists to discourage "Random Death Matching", or RDM.
It sounds simple, but there's a catch: There is no way to discern players' roles by looking (except for the detective, who wears a hat). This game can and will make you paranoid as hell after a few rounds, and it WILL give you trust issues. You have been warned.
Traitor Town is quite popular, and is actually quite well-made compared to other GMOD gamemodes, like Prop Hunt.
For example, one of the most annoying things people can do is "Random Death Matching," or killing players randomly, thus ruining the point of the game. To fix this, there is not only the aforementioned Jester, but also a "Karma" meter. Karma is a measure of how you behave in the game. Randomly killing other players when you're not a traitor will result in your karma going down. The lower your karma is, the less damage you do to other players. (For example, if you have 769 karma, all of your attacks will only deal 76% damage; the max karma is 1000, or 100% damage.) If your karma drops too low (below 25%), you will be kicked and temporarily banned from the game.
Also, if everyone dies (i.e the traitor uses a suicide bomb and successfully kills every player in the game), the Traitors will win the round; after all, the Traitor(s') goal is to kill everyone, not to survive.
For example, one of the most annoying things people can do is "Random Death Matching," or killing players randomly, thus ruining the point of the game. To fix this, there is not only the aforementioned Jester, but also a "Karma" meter. Karma is a measure of how you behave in the game. Randomly killing other players when you're not a traitor will result in your karma going down. The lower your karma is, the less damage you do to other players. (For example, if you have 769 karma, all of your attacks will only deal 76% damage; the max karma is 1000, or 100% damage.) If your karma drops too low (below 25%), you will be kicked and temporarily banned from the game.
Also, if everyone dies (i.e the traitor uses a suicide bomb and successfully kills every player in the game), the Traitors will win the round; after all, the Traitor(s') goal is to kill everyone, not to survive.
Traitor Town by Ubeenbamboozledson September 14, 2021
Facebook Fact-Checker
An AI whose job is to show Facebook users when a post is false, and cite articles to prove it. Unfortunately, it has several major flaws that turn it into a laughing stock:
Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)
Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.
Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.
Problem 4: Sometimes, the sources used actually prove that the post is indeed true, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)
Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.
Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.
Problem 4: Sometimes, the sources used actually prove that the post is indeed true, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Facebook Fact-Checker by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
Headboys
"Maybe I should sleep...I don't know. I'm not a brain doctor. What are those called? Brainologists?"
"Headboys."
"Yeah, headboys."
"Headboys."
"Yeah, headboys."
Headboys by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
Gary Moore
A popular blues singer from Northern Ireland.
Birth Name: Robert William Gary Moore
Born: April 4, 1952
Current Status: Deceased (February 6, 2011; 58 years old)
Birth Name: Robert William Gary Moore
Born: April 4, 1952
Current Status: Deceased (February 6, 2011; 58 years old)
Gary Moore first achieved fame as a member of the band Skid Row. He later performed for Thin Lizzy, and achieved great success as a solo artist from that point on until his death from an alcohol-induced heart attack.
Gary Moore by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021
Bob Seger
A very popular singer-songwriter who became quite famous in the 70's and 80's.
Birth Name: Robert Clark Seger (Pronounced "See-Grr")
Born: May 6, 1945
Current Status: Living
Birth Name: Robert Clark Seger (Pronounced "See-Grr")
Born: May 6, 1945
Current Status: Living
Bob Seger has many great songs, including "Turn The Page," "Like A Rock," "Night Moves (arguably his signature song)," "Mainstreet," "Shame On The Moon," "Old Time Rock'n'Roll," "You'll Accomp'ny Me," "Still The Same," "Understanding," "Fire Lake," "Roll Me Away," and "Against The Wind."
Seger's songs are generally of medium length. Even his shortest songs still pass the three minute mark, and some of his longest songs are around six minutes long. However, most of his songs are only "long" because he deliberately drags them out.
Seger's songs are generally of medium length. Even his shortest songs still pass the three minute mark, and some of his longest songs are around six minutes long. However, most of his songs are only "long" because he deliberately drags them out.
Bob Seger by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021