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Years ago, I was Chinese
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Doorstopper

A book that is so comically large, it can literally be used as an actual doorstopper.
My doorstopper of a book is just shy of 1,000 pages. And the pages are HUGE.
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BigJigglyPanda

An overweight "homeless" guy with disturbing anger issues and an unbelievably irritating laugh that has been described as sounding like "A dying dolphin".

He's also a YouTuber.
The amount of people who don't realize that BigJigglyPanda needs serious help is downright appalling. The man broke his TV over a game of Mario Kart.
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Headboys

1. A pop band

2. An odd term for a neurologist. See also: Brainologist
"Maybe I should sleep...I don't know. I'm not a brain doctor. What are those called? Brainologists?"

"Headboys."

"Yeah, headboys."
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TRAYSURES

How Fred Jones (Frank Welker; Scooby-Doo) says "Treasures."
Fred Jones: *Sees a huge pile of valuables*
Also Fred Jones: "THE STOLEN TRAYSURES!"
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Autism

What the Internet thinks: A disease that makes you permanently retarded.

Reality: A disorder of the brain present at or shortly after birth that makes socializing more difficult. People with autism appear to be socially awkward and tend to get overwhelmed easily (See "Sensory Overload). As tempting as it may be to poke fun at them, that is exactly what you SHOULDN'T do. All they want to be validated and understood by other people.

Being a disorder that affects the brain, there is no way to "fix" autism. But we don't need to. You can still live a normal, possibly highly successful life with autism. Many famous scientists were autistic, and even some singers such as Marty Balin of Jefferson Airplane were autistic.
The only people who can understand autism are those who have autism.

April 2 is Autism Awareness Day in the US. Wear blue to show your support!
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Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.
"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."
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