Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Eversion
An odd game that starts off as an extremely adorable and upbeat platformer. But as you go on, the game gradually becomes more and more cursed until it's a terrifying, paranoia-inducing nightmare.
Eversion is a fucking terrifying game. Even though it didn't withstand the test of time, it will make you want to sleep with one eye open. While gripping a cross in your hand.
Eversion by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022
Cat Mario
Cat Mario by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022
Review Bombing
The act of giving someone or something a bunch of overly negative reviews using a multitude of alternate accounts in order to artificially decrease their rating out of spite. It's a dick move, but there are VERY RARE occasions where it is justified.
"My friend is quite possibly the most spiteful person ever. When he was in college, he once had an extremely awful professor who made his life a living hell. So, when he finally transferred, he got curious and found that the professor had a surprisingly good rating. Outraged, he made hundreds of alts and started review bombing the professor until the description was filled to the brim with negative reviews; the professor's rating was reduced to just one star. I said to my friend, "God damn. Thanks for letting me know not to get on your bad side!" And he just nodded."
Review Bombing by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022
Do Not Ride Snake
When a video game gives you an explicit warning to not do something because something REALLY BAD will happen if you do. The ultimate goal is to pique the player's curiosity enough to make them do the thing that they've been told not to do, just to see what happens.
"Do Not Ride Snake" is from the infamous rage-inducing game "Getting Over It (With Bennett Foddy)."
Near the end of the game, there is a very long snake in the air, and a sign above that says "DO NOT RIDE SNAKE" in big letters. The snake is positioned in such a precarious place that it is very easy to accidentally fall onto it. If the player "rides" the snake, it will take them back to the very beginning of the game.
Near the end of the game, there is a very long snake in the air, and a sign above that says "DO NOT RIDE SNAKE" in big letters. The snake is positioned in such a precarious place that it is very easy to accidentally fall onto it. If the player "rides" the snake, it will take them back to the very beginning of the game.
Do Not Ride Snake by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022
62 Cents
Mr. Krabs: "How much money we talkin about?"
Flying Dutchman: "62 cents."
Mr. Krabs: "I'll take the money!"
*Spongebob is taken away*
Mr. Krabs: "Look, Squidward! Money!"
Squidward: "Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for SIXTY-TWO CENTS?!"
Mr. Krabs: "You think I could have gotten more?"
Squidward: "He stuck up for you, and you sold him out. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!"
Mr. Krabs: "...What have I done?" *Sobs* "I want another chance!"
Flying Dutchman: "62 cents."
Mr. Krabs: "I'll take the money!"
*Spongebob is taken away*
Mr. Krabs: "Look, Squidward! Money!"
Squidward: "Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for SIXTY-TWO CENTS?!"
Mr. Krabs: "You think I could have gotten more?"
Squidward: "He stuck up for you, and you sold him out. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!"
Mr. Krabs: "...What have I done?" *Sobs* "I want another chance!"
62 Cents by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022
Hey Squidward, Wanna Play?
Patrick Stewart: YOU MF'ERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?
Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?
Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH
Hey Squidward, Wanna Play? by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022
+4 by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022