Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy
A humorous misheard song lyric in the song "Purple Haze." The actual lane is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky."
Today, it is used as an umbrella term for misheard lyrics in various songs.
Today, it is used as an umbrella term for misheard lyrics in various songs.
Fun Fact: Sometimes, when Jimi Hendrix performed this song, he would actually say "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" to screw with the audience.
Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2022
The
Hardest word in English dictionary to define without using it in a sentence. result is that you sound like most retarded person on planet.
The
The by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2022
Sleepless Elite
A person who can function amazingly well on very few hours of sleep.
In some ways, it's a gift; you can stay up a lot later than usual before you start to feel the effects of staying up too late, and you'll be perfectly good to go the next day.
On the other hand, it can also be problematic; if you wake up in the middle of the night as a sleepless elite, it's damn near impossible to go back to sleep...because chances are you'll be wide awake. Whether it's 5AM or only 1AM, you will be extremely awake and alert.
In some ways, it's a gift; you can stay up a lot later than usual before you start to feel the effects of staying up too late, and you'll be perfectly good to go the next day.
On the other hand, it can also be problematic; if you wake up in the middle of the night as a sleepless elite, it's damn near impossible to go back to sleep...because chances are you'll be wide awake. Whether it's 5AM or only 1AM, you will be extremely awake and alert.
Sleepless Elites are not as rare as people think. Former U.S President Donald Trump is a sleepless elite, for example.
Sleepless Elite by Ubeenbamboozledson February 6, 2022
Fatal Familial Insomnia
An extreme, ultra-rare form of insomnia that is downright terrifying to even think of. First identified in the mid-18th century, fatal familial insomnia (FFI) is a progressive disease that makes it physically impossible for a person to sleep.
The symptoms of FFI can be divided into several "Stages" which are as follows:
Stage 1: Habitual sleepiness/drowsiness
Stage 2: Hallucinations
Stage 3: Memory loss/dementia
Stage 4: Coma, then death
Fatal familial insomnia is not curable, and there are no methods of slowing it down that medical experts are aware of. One might think that sleeping pills are a good idea, but that couldn't be farther from the truth; remember the main symptom is that you CANNOT SLEEP no matter what. Sleeping pills actually make it progress quicker. The disease generally kills in less than three years, and in some cases even less than a year. However, there have been anomalous cases where people have lived for five years or more with the disease.
The symptoms of FFI can be divided into several "Stages" which are as follows:
Stage 1: Habitual sleepiness/drowsiness
Stage 2: Hallucinations
Stage 3: Memory loss/dementia
Stage 4: Coma, then death
Fatal familial insomnia is not curable, and there are no methods of slowing it down that medical experts are aware of. One might think that sleeping pills are a good idea, but that couldn't be farther from the truth; remember the main symptom is that you CANNOT SLEEP no matter what. Sleeping pills actually make it progress quicker. The disease generally kills in less than three years, and in some cases even less than a year. However, there have been anomalous cases where people have lived for five years or more with the disease.
Fatal Familial Insomnia is a terrifying disease. The initial symptoms before you start to (literally) lose your mind last just long enough for you to realize that it's happening, and the fact that it cannot be stopped once it starts REALLY ramps up the panic that ensues.
Fatal Familial Insomnia by Ubeenbamboozledson February 6, 2022
Happy Wheels
A game kinda similar to Mario Maker in that the users make the levels, and 99% of them are crap while about 1% are good. But that's where the similarities end. Happy Wheels is in fact an amazingly brutal and violent game about taking various odd characters from a man on a Segway to an old fart in a jet-powered wheelchair through various insane obstacle courses. Your imagination is the limit.
And...just a thing worth nothing: This game contains graphic limb dismemberment and copious amounts of blood. It is highly recommended that you do not play this game if you are younger than 13 years of age. Or at the very least, don't play it in front of your family.
And...just a thing worth nothing: This game contains graphic limb dismemberment and copious amounts of blood. It is highly recommended that you do not play this game if you are younger than 13 years of age. Or at the very least, don't play it in front of your family.
Happy Wheels by Ubeenbamboozledson January 29, 2022
Ragequit
To angrily abandon something that has become insanely frustrating. It can be a video game, a job, you name it. It's almost always very violent (stuff gets broken, curse words are spoken), and implies very extreme anger issues. Or it could simply be a nice person finally reaching their breaking point.
Nate finally decided to ragequit his job after people started trying to get him in trouble for literally everything he did.
Ragequit by Ubeenbamboozledson January 26, 2022
Chevy Chase
Cornelius Crane Chase (Born 1943) is an actor who used to be popular on SNL until his massive feud with Bill Murray resulted in the entire world realizing who he really is. Chase is notorious for being one of the most utterly unlikeable celebrities of all time between celebrities and ordinary people alike.
The fact that Chevy Chase still has a career despite the fact that people have known what kind of a person he is for decades is utterly appalling. I'm sure there's a lot of people out there who want to break his nose.
Chevy Chase by Ubeenbamboozledson January 25, 2022