Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Incognito Mode
An "anonymous" mode for various search engines that in reality does not do shit to hide whatever horrible shit you're looking up.
"Hey, Google. About Incognito Mode..."
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"Why is it called 'Incognito' Mode if my Internet service provider can still see it?"
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"What if someone I know is an Internet service provider? That's sure pretty anonymous."
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"No comment. Exactly."
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"Why is it called 'Incognito' Mode if my Internet service provider can still see it?"
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"What if someone I know is an Internet service provider? That's sure pretty anonymous."
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"No comment. Exactly."
Incognito Mode by Ubeenbamboozledson September 23, 2022
Senioritis
A (mostly) made-up disease, common stereotype, and actual coined term in the dictionary that depicts high school seniors as being excessively lazy and unmotivated as they near the end of school for good.
It can also happen to fourth-year college students, and people who are about to retire.
It can also happen to fourth-year college students, and people who are about to retire.
Most seniors suffer from senioritis because they have been burned out from going to school almost every day and doing almost the exact same thing every year for the past thirteen years.
Senioritis by Ubeenbamboozledson September 16, 2022
Immortality Fail
When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.
When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
Immortality Fail by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
Mr. Vanoss
A person in a group (always the de facto leader) who helps the other members to gain fame. Without them, the other members would have gotten nowhere.
Named for Evan Fong A.K.A VanossGaming, who is by far the most popular Youtuber in his friend group. While the others are popular in their own right, they were basically a bunch of nobodies at first. Their solo Youtube careers didn't really take off until Vanoss made them famous. His edgy sense of humor and tendency to troll his friends to no end proved have kept him from and most of his friends from going stale, and he steers clear of any drama in the group, proving that he just wants to have fun, even if he drives his friends crazy all the time.
In late 2019, Vanoss was nicknamed "Mr. Vanoss" as a faux-endearing term from the other members for helping them gain fame, and numerous self-deprecating jokes about his friends mooching off his success began.
Named for Evan Fong A.K.A VanossGaming, who is by far the most popular Youtuber in his friend group. While the others are popular in their own right, they were basically a bunch of nobodies at first. Their solo Youtube careers didn't really take off until Vanoss made them famous. His edgy sense of humor and tendency to troll his friends to no end proved have kept him from and most of his friends from going stale, and he steers clear of any drama in the group, proving that he just wants to have fun, even if he drives his friends crazy all the time.
In late 2019, Vanoss was nicknamed "Mr. Vanoss" as a faux-endearing term from the other members for helping them gain fame, and numerous self-deprecating jokes about his friends mooching off his success began.
Mr. Vanoss by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
Dyspraxia
A developmental disorder characterized by excessive clumsiness and difficulty with certain activities, such as brushing one's teeth, tying one's shoes, riding a bike, and even exercising. People with dyspraxia are sometimes incapable of driving, and may have difficulty taking care of themselves. However, they are often highly intelligent, which can unfortunately make dyspraxia even worse; this is because they are aware that what they are doing is easy to a "normal" person, so they become frustrated that they cannot do it, and believe they are stupid. The aforementioned issue of taking care of themselves can also make them more prone to health issues.
People with dyspraxia often have shorter lifespans, especially if they have other disorders as well. However, it is possible for a dyspraxic to still lead normal lives; for example, Daniel Radcliffe and Richard Branson are dyspraxic.
Dyspraxia by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2022
JFC
Jesus Fucking Christ - An exclamation of peak exasperation.
Has absolutely nothing to do with a man who (supposedly) rose from the dead having sexual intercourse with himself.
Has absolutely nothing to do with a man who (supposedly) rose from the dead having sexual intercourse with himself.
Remember when Urban Dictionary wasn't a left wing echo chamber that was also littered with immature 12-year-olds writing idiotic sexual definitions that make zero sense?
JFC, how this site has fallen
JFC, how this site has fallen
JFC by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2022