Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Offended by Nothing
In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
Offended by Nothing by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
Jew It Down
A very offensive term meaning "To bring the price of (something) down," referring to the stereotype that Jewish people are massive cheapskates. If you use this phrase in front of a Jewish person, expect to be punched in the face.
Jew It Down by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
Incognito Mode
An "anonymous" mode for various search engines that in reality does not do shit to hide whatever horrible shit you're looking up.
"Hey, Google. About Incognito Mode..."
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"Why is it called 'Incognito' Mode if my Internet service provider can still see it?"
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"What if someone I know is an Internet service provider? That's sure pretty anonymous."
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"No comment. Exactly."
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"Why is it called 'Incognito' Mode if my Internet service provider can still see it?"
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"What if someone I know is an Internet service provider? That's sure pretty anonymous."
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"No comment. Exactly."
Incognito Mode by Ubeenbamboozledson September 23, 2022
Senioritis
A (mostly) made-up disease, common stereotype, and actual coined term in the dictionary that depicts high school seniors as being excessively lazy and unmotivated as they near the end of school for good.
It can also happen to fourth-year college students, and people who are about to retire.
It can also happen to fourth-year college students, and people who are about to retire.
Most seniors suffer from senioritis because they have been burned out from going to school almost every day and doing almost the exact same thing every year for the past thirteen years.
Senioritis by Ubeenbamboozledson September 16, 2022
Immortality Fail
When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.
When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
Immortality Fail by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
Mr. Vanoss
A person in a group (always the de facto leader) who helps the other members to gain fame. Without them, the other members would have gotten nowhere.
Named for Evan Fong A.K.A VanossGaming, who is by far the most popular Youtuber in his friend group. While the others are popular in their own right, they were basically a bunch of nobodies at first. Their solo Youtube careers didn't really take off until Vanoss made them famous. His edgy sense of humor and tendency to troll his friends to no end proved have kept him from and most of his friends from going stale, and he steers clear of any drama in the group, proving that he just wants to have fun, even if he drives his friends crazy all the time.
In late 2019, Vanoss was nicknamed "Mr. Vanoss" as a faux-endearing term from the other members for helping them gain fame, and numerous self-deprecating jokes about his friends mooching off his success began.
Named for Evan Fong A.K.A VanossGaming, who is by far the most popular Youtuber in his friend group. While the others are popular in their own right, they were basically a bunch of nobodies at first. Their solo Youtube careers didn't really take off until Vanoss made them famous. His edgy sense of humor and tendency to troll his friends to no end proved have kept him from and most of his friends from going stale, and he steers clear of any drama in the group, proving that he just wants to have fun, even if he drives his friends crazy all the time.
In late 2019, Vanoss was nicknamed "Mr. Vanoss" as a faux-endearing term from the other members for helping them gain fame, and numerous self-deprecating jokes about his friends mooching off his success began.
Mr. Vanoss by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022