Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Thunder Throat
Thunder Throat by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2022
How's your day going?
"How's your day been?"
"My wife told me she wanted a divorce and I found out my father has cancer. How's your day going?"
"My wife told me she wanted a divorce and I found out my father has cancer. How's your day going?"
How's your day going? by Ubeenbamboozledson December 14, 2022
Good Night
After John's three kids wouldn't stop fighting on the way to Disneyland, he lost his temper.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.
Good Night by Ubeenbamboozledson December 11, 2022
Kilometers Per Second
Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
Kilometers Per Second by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022
Nuggers
Vanoss: "Nuggers"
Panda: "WOW, EVAN! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Vanoss: "The 'r' is next to the 't'!"
(The "I" is also next to the "U", but don't tell him that)
Panda: "WOW, EVAN! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Vanoss: "The 'r' is next to the 't'!"
(The "I" is also next to the "U", but don't tell him that)
Nuggers by Ubeenbamboozledson December 8, 2022
TRAYSURES
TRAYSURES by Ubeenbamboozledson December 4, 2022
DDD
Destroy Dick December, a challenge where one must nut once for December 1, 2 or the 2nd, and so on, for a total of 496 times in 31 days.
It goes without saying that this is physically impossible. To ejaculate 496 times in 31 days, you would have to do so at least 16 times every day, or once every 90 minutes. You don't have to be a doctor to know that would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and render you effectively impotent for quite some time, if not permanently.
To put it very simply, if you were able to legitimately pull this off, you would LITERALLY destroy your reproductive organs, probably by the time you got to Christmas. Not to mention your arm would be absolutely jacked (pun not intended), like that of a professional bodybuilder's, and you would have frequent bouts of Carpal Tunnel that would inhibit your performance.
It goes without saying that this is physically impossible. To ejaculate 496 times in 31 days, you would have to do so at least 16 times every day, or once every 90 minutes. You don't have to be a doctor to know that would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and render you effectively impotent for quite some time, if not permanently.
To put it very simply, if you were able to legitimately pull this off, you would LITERALLY destroy your reproductive organs, probably by the time you got to Christmas. Not to mention your arm would be absolutely jacked (pun not intended), like that of a professional bodybuilder's, and you would have frequent bouts of Carpal Tunnel that would inhibit your performance.
Guy: "DDD needs to be easier. I did the math and it's physically impossible."
Guy 2: "Totally agree. I made a spirited effort last year and I gave myself Death Grip Syndrome, as well as Carpal Tunnel in my arm."
Guy: "Damn."
Guy 2: "Totally agree. I made a spirited effort last year and I gave myself Death Grip Syndrome, as well as Carpal Tunnel in my arm."
Guy: "Damn."
DDD by Ubeenbamboozledson December 4, 2022