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๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ

"Where are you right now?"

"๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ on my way"
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 22, 2022
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๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Wildcat: *Opens a door leading him right to the seekers*

"OHHH, THAT'S AWKWARD! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ"
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 22, 2022
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Mitch Mitchell

The most underrated drummer of all time. He was sadly overshadowed by Jimi Hendrix, whom he performed with until Hendrix's abrupt death. However, his drumming expertise still shines in some of Hendrix's songs, such as "Hey Joe" and "All Along The Watchtower."
Also, for the record, "Mitch" was not actually his first name. His legal name was John Graham Mitchell.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway
"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022
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Stupidity Stupor

A state of confusion when a smart person is arguing with an idiot, and the smart person suddenly hits a mental brick wall because the other person is so utterly ignorant, it's shocking that they can even think the way they do and take everything they say 100% seriously.
Paul had a stupidity stupor when he realized Jeff was 100% serious about his belief that the Holocaust was a fake event staged by the Jewish.

(A/N: I did not make this up. There are actually people who believe this.)
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022
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