China threatens to shoot down an 82 year old grandma’s plane but it turns out they were too Chickenshit to do anything about it.
by USMCboot31 August 04, 2022
“Dude, we were waiting outside the bathroom during Avatar way of water and missed 20 minutes of the movie because Sam’s bitch ass is a stripper!”
by USMCboot31 February 04, 2023
A made up word that fat people themselves use against slim people to make themselves feel better. They’re just coping with the fact that they know they are lazy and won’t do anything about their life being shit. They just think that everybody else should lower their standards and just accept them without them even trying.
*Fat guy sees fit guy with a chick and froths at the mouth*
Fat incel- Why aren’t you with me, you are fatist! You all are stuck up.
*Fit guy turns around and approaches to go sock fat guy in the face but his girl stops him*
Girl- Come on babe, it’s not worth it. He’s fat, so that’s punishment enough.
Fit guy- You’re right, let’s go home and make out.
*Girl giggles.*
Fat incel- Why aren’t you with me, you are fatist! You all are stuck up.
*Fit guy turns around and approaches to go sock fat guy in the face but his girl stops him*
Girl- Come on babe, it’s not worth it. He’s fat, so that’s punishment enough.
Fit guy- You’re right, let’s go home and make out.
*Girl giggles.*
by USMCboot31 January 12, 2024
A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocrity, honey put on “OWN” they might be giving Dr Phil.
by USMCboot31 November 17, 2021
A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.
Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil
Ah great, is there anything else dear?
Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil
Ah great, is there anything else dear?
by USMCboot31 November 17, 2021
by USMCboot31 July 12, 2023