masturbation

masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.
My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!
by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021
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caged

caged means for a guy to have his schlong locked up in a device used to prevent him from getting a boner.
I was caged for three days, but I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet -- I must have had a a cumgasm without being hard!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
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anonymous blowjob

An anonymous blowjob is the cock-sucking a guy can give or get if he goes to a glory-hole.
Some of the cadets here at the Academy who like to suck dick go to a glory-hole to give an anonymous blowjob lest someone think they're gay!
by USAF Cadet July 02, 2021
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cotton cum-candy

cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.
The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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chicken pot pie

A chicken pot pie is a pot pie made from a 17-year-old guy's rich and creamy cum-shots.
When I was younger, my jerk-mates and I used to make awesome chicken pot pies!
by USAF Cadet September 07, 2021
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finger-tap-gasm

A finger-tap-gasm is the cumgasm a young guy has when he misses taking care of his morning wood at home, so he gets on the school-bus, takes a seat in back, and finger-taps his c-spot until he creams his jeans.
When I was in high-school, sometimes I'd miss my morning jack-off session and take care of my wood by giving myself a finger-tap-gasm!
by USAF Cadet July 04, 2021
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aerobic fuck

An aerobic fuck is a fuck event that can happen when two guys are fucking and both of them reach and stay in their aerobic heart-beat range until they both have cumgasms and are out of breath.
I mostly have aerobic fucks when I get my rocks off with hot, horny cadets!
by USAF Cadet July 07, 2021
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