by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
Get the Happy Halloweenie ! mug.A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
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Get the chop some wood mug.FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.
We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
Get the FratX Night mug.A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
Get the Wonder-Bed Cumgasm mug.Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! is what a guy's first thoughts are when he takes a big hit of Some Good Weed.
by USAF Cadet February 06, 2021
Get the Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! mug.cum-pudding is a favorite dessert of mine -- made by several guys jacking off and having cumgasms in it as you make it -- my favorite flavor is Cum Creme!
by USAF Cadet November 09, 2020
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