USAF Cadet's definitions

double-dick

To double-dick a guy, two dudes simultaneously fuck a guy in his mouth or asshole so they can feel each other's cumgasms.

Chris and Tristan are going to double-dick me, so I'll get a double load to swallow!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

cum

cum is the sticky, cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he has an orgasm

I love the taste of cum!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020

dark-gasm

A dark-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he has a cumgasm in the dark.

I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.

I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

01 Aug 21

01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.

Well, it's 01 Aug 21 and The Donald hasn't been reinstated -- hahahahaha!

by USAF Cadet August 2, 2021

Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020