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Definitions by USAF Cadet

drowning in cum 

After giving me 300mg of Viagraand having several cumgasms -- drowning in cum is how I felt when some other cadets waterboarded me using a cum-stained jockstrap to cover my face as they poured water and jacked off and had cumgasms on my face too.
Shit! I felt like I was drowning in cum!
drowning in cum by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

cumpuppy 

My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me his little cumpuppy!
cumpuppy by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020

crotch-rocket 

A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.
My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!
crotch-rocket by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020

cum-tracks 

cum-tracks are the trails of dried cum that a guy leaves on his sheets from jacking off and not using a cum-sock.
Matt washed my cum-sock, so now I've got cum-tracks on my sheets!
cum-tracks by USAF Cadet November 1, 2020

knob-gobbler 

A lot of us cadets are knob-gobblers!
knob-gobbler by USAF Cadet October 31, 2020

chasing that feeling 

chasing that feeling is drinking white wine, smoking Shake, sniffing amyl, and masturbating trying to reach the point-of-no-return which is just about but not quite before you have an awesome cumgasm.
I've been chasing that feeling for three hours!
chasing that feeling by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

Seventh Heaven 

Seventh Heaven is the seventh longgg and cumtastic blow-job and cumgasm you have after you've taken 300mg of Viagra, smoked some Maui Wowie, snorted some cocaine, rubbed some "delay" cream on your dick, and then pass out at the gay baths so you can do it again when you wake up.
Hey Matt -- I'm going to the gay baths - wanna cum and see if we can't find Seventh Heaven?
Seventh Heaven by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020