USAF Cadet's definitions
01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.
by USAF Cadet August 2, 2021
Get the 01 Aug 21mug. A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
Get the cum-pillowmug. I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
Get the dark-gasmmug. A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
Get the cardboard toilet paper tubemug. A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
Get the Shower of Blessingsmug. breath-control is something a guy has to learn and comprehend in order to deepthroat a dude's long cock that he's thrusting down your throat.
I'm getting pretty good at my breath-control -- I've been practicing by sucking Matt's dick and swallowing his loads!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
Get the breath-controlmug. by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
Get the do my doo-wah-diddiemug.