USAF Cadet's definitions

quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.

Time for my quarantine masturbation routine.

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

donkey-dick

A donkey-dick is a very big uncircumcised schlong.

I"ve got 8", but a fellow cadet, Jason, has a donkey-dick!

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

3 MINS

3 MINS means three minutes -- the amount of time it usually takes me to jack off and have a cumgasm.

Here at the Academy, 3 MINS is how long it takes me to take care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021

spoiled rich-boy prat

A spoiled rich-boy prat is a guy who gets everything he wants, whose parents are wealthy, and who is arrogant, proud, and blond-haired.

My cadet roomie, Matt, thinks I'm a spoiled rich-boy prat -- dunno - maybe I am!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.

I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

peel

peel means to pull a guy's foreskin back to expose his dick-head.

I'm cut high& tight, so I can't peel my dick!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

piss-slit

A guy's piss-slit is the hole at the end of a guy's cock that pee and cum are expelled.

I fuck Matt's piss-slit with my tongue whenever I suck him off!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021