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A circle mouth-gasm is like a circle-jerk but instead of jacking off, the five or six guy get their dicks sucked and have cumgasms in the mouth of a guy on his knees beating off who swallows their thick loadsof cum.
In my Fraternity X, I always looked forward to the other dudes having circle mouth-gasms in my mouth and swallowing their creamy loads!
by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020
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soixante-neuf is 69 in French and refers to a sexual act where two dudes give blowjobs to each other at the same time.
My cadet roomie, Matt and I really enjoy soixante-neuf!
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
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An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.
Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.
Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!
by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021
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A cock-sock is a long athletic sock that a guy wears to keep his dick warm and his balls from receding when there's an Arctic Clipper like we sometimes get here at the Academy to keep his weenie warm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a heated cock-sock for Christmas!
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
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WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.
I was sucking his dick and all of a sudden -- WOW!
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
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I gave my Mom a bronze paperweight that said "MOM", but she thought it said "WOW"!
by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021
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