darmonkey

A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.
Were-lips; Huge, hair out of proportion lips from the Congo
by Unknown January 09, 2004
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Laurhenz Attraction

This is when a male is attracted to a female because she has a "motherly" quality to her. The Oedipus Complex is shown through this attraction
I was sick last week and Samantha came over and brought me some chicken soup. I have a Laurhenz Attraction to her.
by unknown February 05, 2004
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Kasmapalities

100% pure raw, unadulterated, uncut ownage.
Kasmapalities is like being a teacher while boxing, rapping, worker part time at a community center playing basketball with bad kids, while making a super nintendo rpg on the side maintaining two websites and having one of the finest girls in the city, whos parents are racists. Kasmapalities is like being on an album that your whole school knew about, man kasmapalities is, man its just ownage.
"Man my day was so kasmapalities."

"Man when I grow up, I hope to be like Kasmapalities"
by unknown June 11, 2006
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Cunt-book-bitch

An insult of the highest caliber. Invented and used in locally Glen Allen, Virginia.
Dude, you're such a cunt-book-bitch.
by UNKNOWN August 18, 2004
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haphnar

When the end of the penis becomes hard.
"Why don't you just come down here and sit on my haphnar."
by Unknown March 23, 2003
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Potatocake

A simpleton who enjoys basic things in life such as mung and sucking cocks until they are red raw.
Oh my god, you are such a fucking potatocake.
by unknown December 07, 2003
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