The B Word

1.) a non profane way of saying bitch
2.) a phrase used to refer to any words starting with b to indicate a stronger connotation
3.) in the context of an airport of any government security checkpoint, the b word can and does refer to bomb
dude! tommy just got pulled out and arrested for saying the b word!
bitch?
no! bomb! it was at the airport!
oh shit...
by UM North Quad March 06, 2011
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superblah

a superhero from the demented cartoon movie, who is immune to most of the ill fortunes that regularly befall the characters, except for saying the word blah

my pseudonym
Superblah: ahahahaha it will take more than that to stop me, I'm Superbla... (pop! head flies off)
by UM North Quad July 22, 2011
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lmaop

laughing my ass off pooping
or
laughing my ass of pissing

basically laughing so hard you soil yourself
(says something generically funny)

LMAOP!!!!

(smells the air) EWWWWW what smells like shart?!
by UM North Quad July 11, 2011
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holiday

1.) A time to rest and celebrate with family and friends
2.) The only song written by green day that is actually good. (All other green day songs suck)
Hello, we're green day; this songs called "holiday."
by UM North Quad May 26, 2006
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metalhead

Despite common opinion, there is a difference between a metalhead and a simple metal fan. A metal fan is simply someone who likes to listen to metal.

A metalhead on the other hand is a dying breed of people that once made up a full blown countercultural movement of the 70s and 80s, but since has been worn down to a small and dispersed subculture. The internet has provided a great medium for metalheads to communicate through messageboards and forums about various metal groups both old and new.

A metalhead is not only a fan of metal music, but is dedicated to the knowledge of groups, to appreciating the full depth of various metal music (which is EXTREMELY deep), and appreciating the diversity of metal. A lot of metal heads have an appreciation of classical and opera music as well, in fact studies show that metalheads and classical music listeners have similar personalities, especially when it comes to music.

Contrary to stereotypes, there is no specific ideology or fashion for metalheads. Some may wear a suit and tie every day and carry a briefcase, some will dress stereotypically with worn out jeans, band t shirts of various bands they like, and grown out hair/beards. As for ideology, metalheads are normally diverse in their ideologies, although it is common to see one that's has a more apathetic ideology.
Can you believe that guy is a metalhead? (points to a man that's well kept and well dressed, wearing a suit and a tie and his hair combed back, probably wearing aviators)
Whoa, he's a metalhead? Figured he'd be another one of those jocky tools with no souls!
No he just works in business and has to dress like that, you should see him on the weekends!
by UM North Quad August 06, 2011
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pre dinner mayo

the act of eating a large spoonful of mayonnaise while dinner is still cooking
it's good for you
GRAB THE MAYO FOR A PRE DINNER SNACK! (eats the pre dinner mayo then whispers) it's good for you!
by UM North Quad September 19, 2011
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expensive paperweight

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"
I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!
by UM North Quad October 29, 2015
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