31 definitions by Tyler Durden

all over it

Affirmation of a task being readily finished, or a job that for certain will be completed

Man: "Bitch! Where's my samitch at?"
Bitch: "Hold up! I'm all over it!"

by Tyler Durden July 30, 2003

penis clown

Clowns that like to touch penis

*Guy dressed up as a clown enters the day care*
"Come sonny...ILL TOUCH YOUR PENIS"

by Tyler Durden April 7, 2005

consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.

All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.

by Tyler Durden April 22, 2004

fuckmunch

where a girl is getting both fucked and having her pussy eaten at the same time by either a guy or a girl

"I was fuckmunched"

by Tyler Durden April 18, 2003

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

pride rock

That place where simba does his little thingie in the Lion King. It is in Africa, because the Lion King was in Africa.

Nate is from Africa and so was Simba, therefore Nate has been to pride rock.

by Tyler Durden February 26, 2004

project mayhem

1)A secret operation carried out by the Fight Club, led by Tyler Durden, to topple the corporate american system. Project Mayhem is an ongoing struggle against the power hungry rich bastards who don't give a fuck about the white coller working class american people.

2) A unique and better way of looking at life

1) blow up credit card buildings, reset the debt to zero

2a) In Tyler we trusted....
2b) On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

by Tyler Durden May 19, 2003