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Clown Penis
noun (clownpenis, clown penised, clown penising, clown penises)
1. An act of failure. Not just any failure but repeated failure and especially when the subject is not aware.
2. A person who's engaged in an extreme and/or ongoing failure. It is notable that a clown penis does not generally know they are a clown penis.
3. An organization that has numerous clown penises. The term "clown peni" (rhymes with "in your eye") has been adopted here to not confuse with just a bunch of clown penises. In one case it's the clown penises themselves and in the other it's the collective.
4. The actual penis of a clown (archaic). This is considered rude and insensitive and has mostly fallen out of use.
verb
"pulling a clown penis" or just "clown penis"
"Your perpetual motion machine has failed again. This isn't the first time you've clown penised this". passed tense
adjective
That clown penis cop is on my tail again.
Those clown penis truthers are at it again.
informal
Specifically: the use of a deep fryer in the nude.
Usage Note
In examples where there isn't sufficient repeat of failure, the word failure can suffice. Reserve the word clown penis for failures that are more ongoing or obvious to others but not the subject.
Person A: "Wow, that squirrel crossing the road was sure clown penis".
Person B: "That behavior has some evolutionary basis and increases it's survival rate overall you clown penis".
1. An act of failure. Not just any failure but repeated failure and especially when the subject is not aware.
2. A person who's engaged in an extreme and/or ongoing failure. It is notable that a clown penis does not generally know they are a clown penis.
3. An organization that has numerous clown penises. The term "clown peni" (rhymes with "in your eye") has been adopted here to not confuse with just a bunch of clown penises. In one case it's the clown penises themselves and in the other it's the collective.
4. The actual penis of a clown (archaic). This is considered rude and insensitive and has mostly fallen out of use.
verb
"pulling a clown penis" or just "clown penis"
"Your perpetual motion machine has failed again. This isn't the first time you've clown penised this". passed tense
adjective
That clown penis cop is on my tail again.
Those clown penis truthers are at it again.
informal
Specifically: the use of a deep fryer in the nude.
Usage Note
In examples where there isn't sufficient repeat of failure, the word failure can suffice. Reserve the word clown penis for failures that are more ongoing or obvious to others but not the subject.
Person A: "Wow, that squirrel crossing the road was sure clown penis".
Person B: "That behavior has some evolutionary basis and increases it's survival rate overall you clown penis".
"The service at the restaurant is clown penis."
Oh know, that guys going to pull a clown penis. Hasn't he realized you can't walk on the freeway...
Origin
A children's ride designer shared a project with his wife she said "that looks like a penis you clown". Search for "clown penis" for various videos. When in a fancy restaurants she would often refer to her "clown's penis" at times. The invention was licensed by a ferris wheel company. Engineers and fabricators made working prototypes but they did not notice that the it looked like a penis ride. Quality assurance specialist from schneiders wiener manufacturer did report the penis likeness. He was killed in an accident. The company manufactured a few thousand units and they were mostly purchased by festival and rental companies. None of them realized that the kids ride was in fact.. a penis. This early production run was outsourced to a small village in China. They knew it was a penis all along. They didn't care they just said "haha clown penis! haha clown peanut!". The neighborhood association that rented it in the video mostly consisted of young mothers who were involved with the local church. When they rented it, there were some concerns but nobody was really sure. Eventually it was deployed on a summer day. Kids didn't know or care if it was a clown penis. They loved it. Parents and other observers did not notice so the installation remained for a month until it mysteriously disappeared.
Oh know, that guys going to pull a clown penis. Hasn't he realized you can't walk on the freeway...
Origin
A children's ride designer shared a project with his wife she said "that looks like a penis you clown". Search for "clown penis" for various videos. When in a fancy restaurants she would often refer to her "clown's penis" at times. The invention was licensed by a ferris wheel company. Engineers and fabricators made working prototypes but they did not notice that the it looked like a penis ride. Quality assurance specialist from schneiders wiener manufacturer did report the penis likeness. He was killed in an accident. The company manufactured a few thousand units and they were mostly purchased by festival and rental companies. None of them realized that the kids ride was in fact.. a penis. This early production run was outsourced to a small village in China. They knew it was a penis all along. They didn't care they just said "haha clown penis! haha clown peanut!". The neighborhood association that rented it in the video mostly consisted of young mothers who were involved with the local church. When they rented it, there were some concerns but nobody was really sure. Eventually it was deployed on a summer day. Kids didn't know or care if it was a clown penis. They loved it. Parents and other observers did not notice so the installation remained for a month until it mysteriously disappeared.
Clown Penis by inventorArtist October 21, 2014
Golden Clown Penis
A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.
Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.
Golden Clown Penis by isabelyarg January 28, 2008
Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin
While taking a poop, the girl sits on the boy receiving the clown penis. She pees on him, while he sits on the toilet, receiving a hand job. He proceeds to finish pooping throughout the ordeal.
Bob was in the mood, but also really needed to use the restroom. Suzy, being the dutiful girlfriend, came along and gave him the Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin. What a gal!
Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin by isabelyarg January 28, 2008
Clown Penis Syndrome
Also known as CPS or Rudolph Cock, Clown Penis Syndrome is when the glans (head) of the penis turns bright red like a Bozo the clown's nose.
The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.
The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.
"I got drunk and passed out at my frat house. When I woke up, two of my fraternity brothers were sucking my dick. I was furious, but then I realized they also gave me Clown Penis Syndrome with a red marker (as a joke), so we all had a laugh."
Clown Penis Syndrome by sidecarsally June 21, 2009
clown penis
When the boy puts his member between a girl's legs from behind, giving the impression that in addition to her Vuva, she also has a small penis.
clown penis by isabelyarg January 28, 2008