Twisted's definitions

xoxo

hugs and kisses

xoxo,
(your name)

by twisted October 20, 2003

swollen hatchet wound

another term for a female vagina

I slipped it in her swollen hatchet wound.

by Twisted February 27, 2003

flobagob

What to say when you really dont know what to say.
Common when drunk

"He's he's a a flobagob so yeah"

by twisted March 19, 2005

helicopter

The act of slapping someone's face from right to left with your erect penis.

I went to give him a blow job and he almost knocked me unconcious with a helicopter!

by Twisted February 27, 2003

asd

Universal sign of frustration, coined by mercury whilst playing tf. Can be used in conjunction with "omg" and the infamous "."

30 seconds remaining
mercury took RED's flag
twisted gets a frag for the other team with mercury's death
mercury: OMG
mercury: OMg
mercury: asd
mercury: asdad
mercury: .

by twisted November 2, 2004

snusey q

Snusey Q, the desease that causes an admormal growth along the inner rectum that causes pain throught the scotum and causes a yellowish green substance to spill from the anus and out of the eyes. Only way to contract this disease is to have anal sex with somone named Snusey Q.

Snusey Q cant get laid

by TwIsTeD April 9, 2005

catch it

to be able to fuck

dayum dat gurl wit da fatty could catch it

by twisted November 22, 2003