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Instead of calling it being lazy… we shall call it home-basing.
Because that is a verb, people.
And your family appreciates you just taking up space sometimes.
Because that is a verb, people.
And your family appreciates you just taking up space sometimes.
I am going to indulge in some lazy home-basing this Sunday. The kids will be stopping in and out for snacks and the neighbors might pop in for quick visits. Maybe I’ll catch up laundry and make cookies… I don’t know.
by Twinkie Situation July 4, 2021
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Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."
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Of course, you only use the auto setting on your ridiculously high end digital camera.
Har har... I apologize for the complicism.
Of course, you only use the auto setting on your ridiculously high end digital camera.
Har har... I apologize for the complicism.
by Twinkie Situation November 23, 2018
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René thought Bob was cute and funny even after he admitted he builds pottery wheels for his ex girlfriends. She felt hesitrigued.
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