The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.
by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018
by Twinkie Situation November 10, 2018
She had to resort to manipucaring for Steve. When he wouldn't make a doctor's appointment, she ignored him for a week.
by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018
by Twinkie Situation October 23, 2018
Instead of calling it being lazy… we shall call it home-basing.
Because that is a verb, people.
And your family appreciates you just taking up space sometimes.
Because that is a verb, people.
And your family appreciates you just taking up space sometimes.
I am going to indulge in some lazy home-basing this Sunday. The kids will be stopping in and out for snacks and the neighbors might pop in for quick visits. Maybe I’ll catch up laundry and make cookies… I don’t know.
by Twinkie Situation July 05, 2021
Lady : "They flew me to San Diego with an expense account, interviewed me and offered double my current rate for half the responsibilities."
Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."
Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."
by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2019
A coffee house baked good that is loaded with healthy seeds, nuts and dried fruits and is often sold in a trendy part of town.
I was in the Pearl and grabbed a breve and a hippy muffin scone. That thing was loaded with nuts, seeds and dried fruits... And tasted like the stuffing inside a teddy bear.
by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2018