avetard trash can

The trash can at The Ave is a fucking dumpster fire. It is always overflowing with trash and then the excess just sits on the floor of the avetard kitchen. Since an avetard is such a lazy fuckass, the trash gets taken out of there like once every every three months and there is mold growing inside of the trash can. Everything you can think of from beer cans to dead avetard fish can be found in the avetard trash can.

I went to go throw away my fast food trash into the avetard trash can but it was packed to its max capacity so I just threw the trash on the ground like I saw the avetards do earlier.

by TurnM3Up December 09, 2019

Bart Tard

Basically the same thing as avetard and ou tard but these people reside in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. Most of these people are complete crackheads who have absolutely nothing to lose so they will just do dumb tard shit.

Yo, that Bart Tard just passed out on the sidewalk, I think he might be dead, let's call the ambulance.
*30 seconds before ambulance arrives
The Bart Tard literally just casually gets up and walks away.

by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019

University of Okla(HOE)ma

This university is full of fucking hoes who fucking love dick. This bitches will be so obvious about their love for cock and their actions will show that they are literally begging for dick. I wouldn't touch any of these hoes tho because their pussies are probably an STD hive. If any girl is a hoe, she should 100% come to this university. A common nickname for this university is "TardU" but another good one would be "HoeU"

Bro, Mia at the University of Okla(HOE)ma is probably the biggest hoe in Norman, she is always acting up and it's so obvious she wants some fucking dick.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

hand out work

When you hear this phrase, it means drop everything you're doing because we about to start the prank calls and the MF work is about to given out to anyone and everyone. Prank calls are usually the move for capping off the night. We roll out our best two callers, Henry and Shea, and then we also have York but he's just a filler, you don't really want him running the show....then again you never really want a tard fam member running anything. You know it's about to get epic when the niggas on the other end start yelling because at that point they're just asking for it. Once we get into a back and forth, you already know we coming out on top.

Ray Naker: Aye Henry, it's that time of the day, you trying to hand out work?
Henry: Shiii, bet, let me take a dab real quick first

by TurnM3Up July 26, 2020

gangbanger ray

Goon ass nigga who runs the Kansas City metro area and will give you the work.

Kansas City belongs to gangbanger ray and will forever be his city.

by TurnM3Up December 07, 2019

The 95%

The idea that 95% of all the women in the world are worth fucking. This 95% includes all sorts of girls from super bad to kinda ugly but not really (if that makes sense, it makes sense in my mind). Something that many people don't understand is that just because a certain girl isn't their first option to fuck, that doesn't exclude her from the 95. If we consider all the women in the world, then 95% of their population is nearly everyone and I’m just trying to get this nut in real quick. At the end of the day, the only thing that really matters is getting pussy.

Henry: Aye Ray, you see that girl over there, you laying the pipe?
Ray Naker: Shiiiii she ain't bad but she ain't ugly either, she a part of the 95%, so yea...I'm fucking

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

don't be a bitch

Phrase used by an avetard to get another mentally weak avetard to cave in and do some dumb tard shit. This phrase works so well because all avetards are mentally weak as shit and can't deal with jack shit. An avetard also doesn't want to be known as a bitch even though that's exactly what he is no matter what.

"Dude come take rip off the dab rig"
"Nah not tonight"
"Dude come on, "don't be a bitch""
"Ok fine, just a baby dab"

by TurnM3Up December 03, 2019