the party never ends

For an avetard the party never ends. Once they come back from a house party or literally anything, they immediately pull out the dab rig and go to work on that hoe and end up out like a light. As Rick Ross says, "She fuck a nigga, then she on to the next." It's the same concept, "the avetards party, then it's on to the next," the avetards are just always looking for their next turnup right after their last one

The avetards are on their way home from the party but the party never ends for an avetard because they'll just have an afterparty at The Ave with the whole city of Norman.

by TurnM3Up December 04, 2019

Elephant

A random unknown mexican bitch who shows up to The Ave just to go throw neck in the avetard bathroom.

Bruh the fucking elephant gave that nigga head in the bathroom and nobody even knows who she is.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

avetard kitchen

The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the avetard sink and the avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.

I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food containers, everything was spoiled and had mold growing.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

The 95%

The idea that 95% of all the women in the world are worth fucking. This 95% includes all sorts of girls from super bad to kinda ugly but not really (if that makes sense, it makes sense in my mind). Something that many people don't understand is that just because a certain girl isn't their first option to fuck, that doesn't exclude her from the 95. If we consider all the women in the world, then 95% of their population is nearly everyone and I’m just trying to get this nut in real quick. At the end of the day, the only thing that really matters is getting pussy.

Henry: Aye Ray, you see that girl over there, you laying the pipe?
Ray Naker: Shiiiii she ain't bad but she ain't ugly either, she a part of the 95%, so yea...I'm fucking

by TurnM3Up July 26, 2020

LSN bathroom

The place where all the wild ass shit goes down. There are many WILD stories about the LSN bathroom but for right now we'll only stick to one. This is the place where a urinal was stolen from a high school bathroom. Now I know you might have a few questions regarding how it happened...unfortunately I can't answer those questions because I don't know the answers to them myself, but all I do know is that it did happen. I'm sure LSN was fucking pissed and was wondering why tf one of their tard ass fucks decided to steal a urinal but it's probably their fault because they didn't properly install the urinal so it was able to be ripped out and finessed. The boys bathroom will always be wild and the shit that happens in there can never be topped...

Student 1: Yo did you know it was Mike Carlson who stole the urinal from the bathroom?
Student 2: No way wtf the LSN bathroom is wild, how??!!!! Wait, isn't that the dude with a tard ass uncle too?
Student 1: Yea dude, he just took it and walked out of the building, and yea, he does have a tard ass uncle

by TurnM3Up July 26, 2020

The Great Revision

The idea that Norman "Nick" rewrites his own history if he ever wants to forget something that happened in the past and doesn't want to talk about it. He will take all the embarrassing and low points of his life and just simply forget about them. Basically, if he doesn't remember it, then it didn't happen. The crazy part is that in his mind, the said event actually didn't happen because he has this crazy ability to just wipe everything out of his mind so he genuinely thinks he's right but in reality everyone else remembers except him. If you try to press him and bring up something that he wiped out, then he will fuck you up and accuse you of projecting. If Norman "Nick" don't want it to be a part of his life, then he just gonna go ahead and forget about it, it's pretty simple.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you remember when you were talking about your future with 160 and talking about how many kids you wanted to have with her?
Norman "Nick": Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about idiot? That shit literally never happened.
*Ray Naker knows this shit happened but he gotta gaslight the situation*
Ray Naker: Yo wtf, Henry are you deadass? Norman "Nick" that shit happened?
Henry: Yes, dude does nobody else remember this? I swear this happened
Norman "Nick": Dude, you're actually a fucking idiot. Dude, it's your fucking stupid ass memory, dude, Ray, you know this dude's memory is absolute shit and he just be making shit up.
Ray Naker: Nah nah, that's 100% facts, yo Henry don't be saying shit unless you actually got proof bruh, we can't trust nothing you say when it comes to your memory.
Henry: Dude no, we just witnessed The Great Revision

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2021

avetard fridge

The world capital of all the spoiled food in the world. Any time you open the fridge at The Ave, you are guaranteed to find spoiled or rotten food. Many times you will find spoiled milk and even a Braums sundae that has been in there for three months.

I opened the avetard fridge to get some food, but everything smelled horrible and I'm sure that nothing has been thrown out in five months.

by TurnM3Up December 11, 2019