Turkeymash's definitions

Flarrping

When a fat lady flashes her gigantic ass, grabs her legs and runs around in circles.

I went to the mall, and a huge fat lady was flarrping, and made an entire scene.

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Smeckledorfed

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

by Turkeymash December 21, 2015

Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.

After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

A great way to keep your virginity.

It's that time of year.... I love Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim!

by Turkeymash June 24, 2015

Rice Krispies STD

When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!

Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!

by Turkeymash October 2, 2014

Dickbutter

Another term for saying lubrication. Dickbutter is a funnier and cruder way to say lubrication.

Dude, I went in the store yesterday and half the isle on the left was dedicated to Dickbutter. It was seriously disturbing.

by Turkeymash December 13, 2014