Definitions by Turkeymash
Rice Krispies STD
When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
Rice Krispies STD by Turkeymash October 2, 2014
Foodbation
To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.
I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.
I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.
Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.
I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.
Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.
Foodbation by Turkeymash August 25, 2014
Shitocity
The rate at which the human ass can crap. Humans tend to face a low Shitocity. Animals like dogs can have a high Shitocity of 2 poops per five second.
Lord, the fat lady at the bar had the lowest Shitocity rate. I saw her walk out of the bathroom two hours later. I think she watched a Lord of the Rings trilogy in there.
Shitocity by Turkeymash August 21, 2014
Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome
Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome by Turkeymash August 18, 2014
Chipotle Syndrome
The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.
I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome
Chipotle Syndrome by Turkeymash August 18, 2014