Dude, I went in the store yesterday and half the isle on the left was dedicated to Dickbutter. It was seriously disturbing.
by Turkeymash December 12, 2014
To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.
I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.
I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.
Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.
I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.
Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.
by Turkeymash August 25, 2014
A person in real life or on the internet that complains about how bad their life is constantly, and expect you to feel bad for them all the time.
"You know that girl Melissa? She's a total sorrowfeeder. She makes her rich life seem so tragic, yet it's so easy not to feel bad for her."
by Turkeymash December 12, 2014
by Turkeymash December 11, 2014
When a somewhat logical explanation leads into a very confusing statement/sentence that is illogical.
"It's a sentence enhancer, used for sentences to enhance sentences, while enhancing your sentence that wasn't enhanced by a sentence enhancer," exclaimed Fred. "Fred, please stop your murdling and get to the point!" I said.
by Turkeymash October 27, 2015
The rate at which the human ass can crap. Humans tend to face a low Shitocity. Animals like dogs can have a high Shitocity of 2 poops per five second.
Lord, the fat lady at the bar had the lowest Shitocity rate. I saw her walk out of the bathroom two hours later. I think she watched a Lord of the Rings trilogy in there.
by Turkeymash August 21, 2014