Sorrowfeeder

A person in real life or on the internet that complains about how bad their life is constantly, and expect you to feel bad for them all the time.

"You know that girl Melissa? She's a total sorrowfeeder. She makes her rich life seem so tragic, yet it's so easy not to feel bad for her."

by Turkeymash December 13, 2014

Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.

I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Puberipaphobia

The fear of pulling your pants up and grabbing a pube and pulling it out by accident.

I don't suffer Puberipaphobia, but some people do unfortunately.

by Turkeymash December 12, 2014

Smeckledorfed

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

by Turkeymash December 21, 2015

Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.

After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Dickbutter

Another term for saying lubrication. Dickbutter is a funnier and cruder way to say lubrication.

Dude, I went in the store yesterday and half the isle on the left was dedicated to Dickbutter. It was seriously disturbing.

by Turkeymash December 13, 2014