Turkeymash's definitions

Puberipaphobia

The fear of pulling your pants up and grabbing a pube and pulling it out by accident.

I don't suffer Puberipaphobia, but some people do unfortunately.

by Turkeymash December 12, 2014

Tyndassinusaphobia

The fear of making love to another person in mid-air while thinking of donkeys.

That girl is amazing, but too bad she won't go sky-diving with me because of Tyndassinusaphobia.

by Turkeymash December 12, 2014

Foodbation

To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.

I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.

I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.

Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.

by Turkeymash August 25, 2014

Flarrping

When a fat lady flashes her gigantic ass, grabs her legs and runs around in circles.

I went to the mall, and a huge fat lady was flarrping, and made an entire scene.

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Sorrowfeeder

A person in real life or on the internet that complains about how bad their life is constantly, and expect you to feel bad for them all the time.

"You know that girl Melissa? She's a total sorrowfeeder. She makes her rich life seem so tragic, yet it's so easy not to feel bad for her."

by Turkeymash December 13, 2014

Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.

I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Smeckledorfed

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

by Turkeymash December 21, 2015