buttology

The study of butt; a branch of biology.

Yo nigga, you feelin' my grill?

by Turd Ferguson November 02, 2004

stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

by turd ferguson March 17, 2005

E-mail Shaming

When fifteen thousand people are copied on an email alerting you, and them, of an error you made.

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.

by Turd ferguson September 23, 2016

shit-lett

a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.

I hate getting shit-letts

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

redonkulus

exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to the chance of surviving repeated scud missiles to the face.

I just dropped the most redonkulus load this morning.

I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!

Your mom was redonkulus last night.

by Turd Ferguson February 07, 2005

Poopnut

noun. - a small compact car with plywood like walls and usually driven till destroyed.

1)a Ford Fiesta
2)That is one beautiful poopnut.
3)What is that poopnut doing in this show?!

by Turd Ferguson March 05, 2004

Asshole Retard

n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.

use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."

Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.

1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.

3. Anyone with a mullet.

4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.

by Turd Ferguson February 04, 2005