Turd Ferguson 's definitions

Tijuana breakfast burrito

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014

theworstswear

The worst swear in the world, is no other than the word: Tupac.

"Tupac"
*world blows up*

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

redonkulus

exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to the chance of surviving repeated scud missiles to the face.

I just dropped the most redonkulus load this morning.

I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!

Your mom was redonkulus last night.

by Turd Ferguson February 7, 2005

chaurpe

1. Shit
2. to deficate

If you don't pull this van over right now I will be forced to chaurpe on the cat!

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

shit-lett

a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.

I hate getting shit-letts

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

E-mail Shaming

When fifteen thousand people are copied on an email alerting you, and them, of an error you made.

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.

by Turd ferguson September 23, 2016

O-Town

For more information, see Owensboro

Owensboro, Kentucky is O-Town.

by Turd Ferguson February 20, 2005