Turd Ferguson's definitions

gutter whore

one who is related to dan zimmerman. see "dan zimmerman"

"Isn't she a gutter whore?"

by Turd Ferguson November 15, 2004

mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Pissed the bed

Thinking something happened that didn't.

Catherine really pissed the bed when she thought her water broke.

by Turd ferguson August 23, 2014

shit-lett

see above

(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003

karbo

an action, or person, who beyond idiotic.

wow, he must be a karbo.

by Turd Ferguson January 25, 2005

O-Town

For more information, see Owensboro

Owensboro, Kentucky is O-Town.

by Turd Ferguson February 20, 2005

crisp

1. to pass gas
2. the act of fluffing

That was a stinky crisp George! You'd better go wipe.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005