A most impressive hot and violent chili served up at cookoffs around the southwest.
Oh, man, did you try Juan's Prairie Thunder Chili?
Oh, yeah. I'm still sweatin'!
Great stuff, ain't it!
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Toilet paper. Ass wipe. Bumf. Bumfodder. Mountain money.
Oh sweetheart, we're out of bum wad in here. Would you please fetch me a roll?
An age when people who have had the marvelous blessings of living in a Judeo-Christian tradition, a free education, free libraries, and access to information, reject everything they have learned, and all of their common sense. They adopt the customs of people who live with cobras in the road, and pretend to believe in reincarnation. This leads to such preposterous principles as "meat is murder."
Who were you in your previous life, Rebekah?
Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!
New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!
Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!
A canine pet owned by a person for fun and companionship. It is fed, loved, and cared for.
A canine working partner owned by a rancher to help herd animals. It is fed, loved, and cared for.
An animal companion who shares living space with a yuppie or a
dink couple. It is spoiled rotton and treated far better than many people. It serves in lieu of a child, is never disciplined, and is the favorite topic of conversation.
Samantha and her dog walk along the river each day.
A spade cat. A colored guy.
A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.
That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.
An athletic supporter. A jock strap.
Very common since at least the 1950s.
What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?
I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.
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