Tummy Augratin's definitions

Jock Sock

A brand of jockstrap from the manufacturer "Jock Sock" featuring a pouch for supporting the male genitals that is sewn directly into the waistband, obviating the need for straps.

Oscar-winner Yul Brynner was the face of Jock Sock in "Yul Brynner for Jock Sock" advertisements carried in comic books and men's magazines in the late 1960s.

by Tummy Augratin August 26, 2013

pussy dog

A female dog; a bitch. A synecdoche that modifies the dog by reference to a physical attribute unique to its gender (the female dog's "vagina" or "pussy").

"That Moira be a reaaaal pussy dog!" Matt said.

by Tummy Augratin August 24, 2006

"Nude Dude"

Pouch for supporting the male genitalia that is fitted to the body with no other strings or straps except the waistband. A brand of jockstrap from manufacturer "Jock Sock" popular during the 1950s and '60s.

It's a little known fact, but the trade mark character "Nude Dude" that advertised the eponymous brand of truss in comic books and men's magazines in the 1950's was based on a linocut portrait of Herman Melville from the frontispiece of his novel "Redburn", modified with short back and sides.

by Tummy Augratin August 24, 2006

sperm bucket

Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.

"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"

-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)

by Tummy Augratin August 14, 2006

dick eater

Noun. A woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a brother.

See also: fellatrix

They say J.Lo used 2 Be a real fly dick eater before the hoe become famous.

by Tummy AuGratin April 19, 2006

cunt rag

1. A sanitary napkin.

2. A tampon.

So-called as before the advent of sanitary napkins in the 20th Century, women typically used rags to control the flow of menstrual blood during their periods.

Can you believe it? I told Brenda I was going out for a six-pack and she has me pick up a box of cunt rags!

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

prick lick

1. A male homosexual.

2. A term of opprobrium when used against one of the heterosexual persuasion; an asshole.

Get a look at the nancy boy over yonder. What a prick lick.

Sam, you think you're hot shit but you're nothiin' but a prick lick!

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006