Tummy Augratin's definitions

Jew eat?

Compressed phrase that means "Did you eat?" often heard as "Jew eat?" by particularly sensitive and/or peculiarly paranoid people of the Jewish persuasion, especially when asked by a goy (non-Jew). "Jew eat?" syndrome was first exposed to mass culture by Woody Allen in his Oscar-winning film "Annie Hall" (1977).

Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to his calm friend Rob (Tony Roberts):

"You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet or what?' And Tom Christie said, 'No, JEW?' Not 'Did you?'...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?"

-- Woody Allen, screenplay for "Annie Hall"

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

Jock Sock

A brand of jockstrap from the manufacturer "Jock Sock" featuring a pouch for supporting the male genitals that is sewn directly into the waistband, obviating the need for straps.

Oscar-winner Yul Brynner was the face of Jock Sock in "Yul Brynner for Jock Sock" advertisements carried in comic books and men's magazines in the late 1960s.

by Tummy Augratin August 26, 2013

anal sleeve

A cylindrical device made out of a relatively soft though strong substance, usually surgical-grade plastic, worn in the anus, typically by a male homosexual whose rectum has sustained a large amount of wear & tear due to overuse.

See also: penis sleeve

"They say a pussy can stretch a mile but it won't crack an inch. Not so the asshole. Rock Hudson had to wear an anal sleeve for many years before his death."

-- Boze Hadleigh, 'Hollywood Babble On'

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

bowel breeze

Noun. A rather rapid expulsion of methane gas built up in the bowels as a flatus via the anus, typically with a loud report; a fart.

"Whoah, Nelly! That was some bowel breeze you cut during gym class, Stan!"

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006

diesel-dyke

1. A dominant lesbian; a bull-dyke. Usually has short hair or mullet and dresses in male clothing or dungarees. Her opposite number is the "femme" or "baby doll". (Primarily West Coast usage circa 1950s)

2. Large and/or muscular female of the homosexual persuasion. Many are into rough sex with other dykes, and drive trucks & ride motorcycles. A very "butch" woman.

Reportedly, the actress Tallulah Bankhead had a hankering for diesel-dykes and it opened her up to blackmail by the L.A. mob, which was one reason her movie career never took over.

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

dick eater

Noun. A woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a brother.

See also: fellatrix

They say J.Lo used 2 Be a real fly dick eater before the hoe become famous.

by Tummy AuGratin April 19, 2006

pussy dog

A female dog; a bitch. A synecdoche that modifies the dog by reference to a physical attribute unique to its gender (the female dog's "vagina" or "pussy").

"That Moira be a reaaaal pussy dog!" Matt said.

by Tummy Augratin August 24, 2006