pecker checker

A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.
After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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honeydew

The female breast, particular a large and well-formed titty; so-called due its resemblance to a honeydew melon.
Check out the honeydews! That bitch must be sportin' a brace o' 44s!
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cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.
"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."
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dick eater

Noun. A woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a brother.

See also: fellatrix
They say J.Lo used 2 Be a real fly dick eater before the hoe become famous.
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Beer ass

Large, fleshy or volumnious buttocks on a woman, attributed to her imbibing beer, malt beverages and other forms of strong waters.

Related term: Beer belly
Check out the beer ass on the tattoed broad near the bar! Whoah! That momma's hot!
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car pool-tunnel syndrome

Repetitive-stress injury afflicting attendants at highway and tunnel tool booths.
Chuckie O'Brien, the head of the New York State toll-takers union, has filed a lawsuit to force the state to recognize car pool-tunnel syndrome as an injury coverable by disability insurance and the state workers' compensation system.
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anal sleeve

A cylindrical device made out of a relatively soft though strong substance, usually surgical-grade plastic, worn in the anus, typically by a male homosexual whose rectum has sustained a large amount of wear & tear due to overuse.

See also: penis sleeve
"They say a pussy can stretch a mile but it won't crack an inch. Not so the asshole. Rock Hudson had to wear an anal sleeve for many years before his death."

-- Boze Hadleigh, 'Hollywood Babble On'
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