Trump-Epstein_list_missing's definitions
When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.
Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 5, 2021

When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.
Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 19, 2020

When a Trump boot-licking "PRO LIFE" Republican threatens the life of other republicans for not agreeing with them 100% on policy.
Republican Missouri Senate candidate Eric Greitens threatens to shoot ( RINO HUNTING )fellow republicans in his latest campaign ad
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing June 25, 2022

Me (Army veteran)- Hey guys, Veteran's day is in November!
Trump supporter at my job - You mean losers & suckers day!
Me (Army veteran) - That's not nice, Trump supporters like you hate the military.
Trump supporter at my job - Trump loves the military!
Trump supporter at my job - You mean losers & suckers day!
Me (Army veteran) - That's not nice, Trump supporters like you hate the military.
Trump supporter at my job - Trump loves the military!
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 26, 2020

Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing June 29, 2022

Debate Moderator- Will you condemn white supremacy?
President Trump - Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand by!!!
Debate Moderator- SIR! DO YOU CONDEMN RIGHT WING VIOLENCE AND RACISM?
President Trump- No, they were very fine people
President Trump - Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand by!!!
Debate Moderator- SIR! DO YOU CONDEMN RIGHT WING VIOLENCE AND RACISM?
President Trump- No, they were very fine people
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 29, 2020

When an out of touch rich, TV "doctor" and "Republican" can't even remember the name of a grocery store he is walking inside and refers to it as WEGNER'S
Unemployed Trump supporter- Bruh, I'm hungry. Let's get some veggies at Wegner's
Me- Dude, it's called WEGMAN'S and get a job for once. Stop relying on MAGA Welfare checks
Me- Dude, it's called WEGMAN'S and get a job for once. Stop relying on MAGA Welfare checks
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 19, 2022
