Troubledemon's definitions

snot wash

When a person goes to blow their nose and the tissue or snot rag that they have isnt big enough to hold all the snot thats comeing out ,can be embarassing .

Jim says- Hey where did your friend go?


Steve laughs and says-He had to go to the bathroom and clean his face off.


Jim says- why?



Steve says-He just pulled a snot wash all over his face.


Jim says- yeah i saw that but didnt want to sey anything haha

by troubledemon April 7, 2009

atsbestass

when a man is walking down the street and a woman walks by with real tight jeans on with a knockout ass with a good wiggle going on loking good oh yeah you know what iam talking about

man says-atsbestass I ever saw

by troubledemon April 7, 2009

Let It Snow !

This is what everyone can say late Christmas Eve after all the shoping is done and all gifts are bought and kids are sleeping!

man- Now that all that running arround is done and the kids nervousness is over I say Let It Snow !

by troubledemon December 24, 2009

letter in the mail box

This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!

aka - wedgey

boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.

by troubledemon March 27, 2009

Lottery Whiner

A person who is always whining about not winning the lottery.

Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.

Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.

by troubledemon February 22, 2010

Hot Fix

describes a sexual desire that has been met

Man-Hey I got me a hot fix last night.

Man2-What did you do wash your hands in real hot water before jacking off?

Man-No I went to the bar and met a really good looking woman and we went back to my place and had sex all night.

Man2-That is a hot fix

by Troubledemon February 25, 2010

shavipple

A shaving of ones chest men in most cases the razor passing over the nipple and haveing the nipple disapear,bleed,end up stuck to razor blade ,most cases only one nipple is removed because pain is just to much to withstand.except in a few documented cases the other nipple has been removed to even things out.

The other day I was shaveing my chest for the bodybuilding compitition and did a shavipple 2 because the single didnt look right. And i won!

by troubledemon March 26, 2009