Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad ?
Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.
Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.
by troubledemon March 24, 2009
When one is talking to a child whom was born in the late 80s or 90s .Because of their age they dont know what a record or skipping record was? 45 speed or 33 album so you have to use common sense so that they understand your old ass !
Son-Hey dad make sure you wash your hands cause you just went outside and had a cigarette and it smells.
Dad-Hey you sound like a skipping disc ok every time I walk in the house after smokeing you say the same fucking shit !I know it smells and i wash every time so shut the fuck up!
Dad-Hey you sound like a skipping disc ok every time I walk in the house after smokeing you say the same fucking shit !I know it smells and i wash every time so shut the fuck up!
by troubledemon September 05, 2009
When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .
Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!
Man- Well answer the damn thing!
Woman-I have to freshin up first!
Man- Why?
Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!
Man- Well answer the damn thing!
Woman-I have to freshin up first!
Man- Why?
Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!
by troubledemon May 27, 2010
When a Cheating woman sexting her lover on the side punches the wrong phone # and sends it to another .
Guy-Hey I don't recognize this # with a text message.
Wife-Leme see that.
Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?
Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!
Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #
Wife-Leme see that.
Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?
Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!
Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #
by troubledemon March 01, 2010
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010
1-Jim- hey did you get your roof fixed?
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .
by troubledemon August 01, 2009
1-a bra,
tom-Hey that woman over there is not wearing a tittysatchel!
matt-Yeah I see that the headlights are beaming!
matt-Yeah I see that the headlights are beaming!
by troubledemon August 01, 2009