Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010
by troubledemon March 11, 2010
Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.
Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.
Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.
by troubledemon February 22, 2010
by troubledemon March 24, 2010
The teaching of the younger generation about texting habits.such as bulling.texting while driving texting in school and or at work .exc
Kid-Yeah my mom signed me up for text education at school this year.
Kid 2-My mom didnt because we dont have cell phones and she doesnt even know what text education is.ha ha
Kid 2-My mom didnt because we dont have cell phones and she doesnt even know what text education is.ha ha
by troubledemon July 18, 2010
When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house
Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
by troubledemon February 10, 2010
Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?
Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .
Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .
Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.
Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?
Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .
Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .
Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.
Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?
by troubledemon February 25, 2010