Trey's definitions

UMCP

1. A school where a freshman is bilked for as much money as possible before being shuffled off campus - usually without any idea of where to live - should he DARE to stick around until he is an upperclassman.

2. A school where the people who run it waste money like gibbering jackasses.

3. A school that purchases several $2 million dollar tour busses for the basketball team - which they will then refuse to use.

4. A geographical location wherein the people who give parking violations and the personal servants of the Devil may or may not be the same people - the actual facts are still hotly debated.

"Where the hell am I gonna live next year as a UMCP senior?"

"UMCP spent how much on a tour bus?"

"Those hellspawn from UMCP parking services fucked me good!"

by Trey December 13, 2004

crackerman

Crackerman is a Canadian rock band that covers Stone Temple Pilots' songs. Their lead singer is fat and has a terrible voice compared to original STP. This unoriginal idea is the worst thing to happen since Anna Nicole Smith's television show.

I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.

That band from Ontario named Crackerman fucking sucks ass.

by Trey December 29, 2004

mred

A Southparkien pronunciation of terms which are not entirely exciting to repeat mmmkay.

Mr Mackey: Mmmkkay.
Mmmmmmjo
Mmmmmovie

by Trey May 30, 2003

bitches

the regular female normally very do-able(guy slang)

look at all them fine bitches

by trey November 28, 2003

wangfest

A gathering concerning or involving wangs...
pl. Wangfestivities
An insulting reference to an activity

Stop these wangfestivities you willy munchers.

by Trey November 13, 2004

duhr

A phrase first coined by Trey that evolved in late 2000, the sound one makes when they are annoyed by a stupid person. An utterance of annoyance or lack of enthusiasm.

After reading a wanking/stupid post, all I had to say was 'duhr.'

by Trey February 26, 2004

lot

This is the parking area at a wookfest, aka phish show. Usually filled with dirty hippies peddling everything from fake acid to glass dildos.

"Yo brah we gotta bounce now so we can sell the bunk doeses in the lot. "

by Trey May 13, 2005