flens

From Swedish, meaning dick-ckeese. You know, that yellow stuff on your cock.

Man, there's a lot of flens on my dick. I knew I should've cleaned my penis at least once a year.

by Trev January 17, 2005

bonehead

D.J.B Esq.

And inexplicably my wrist hurts, possibly from overuse (no sniggering at the back).

by Trev October 08, 2003

Maskfish

A maskfish is someone that is essentially a catfish, so someone who looks really good based off their eyes and other visible features, until they take their mask off.

“Yo, I dropped game on this girl, it was all going good till she took her mask off, she was a total maskfish.”

by Trev January 09, 2022

quasi

A right minging bunter. Other words used could be swamp donkey or, of course, carrot cruncher! Normally a quasi will have a slight limp or will just walk abit funny (Like they've just shat themselves for example!)

"Bloody hell mate, look at that chick over there walking like a right noggin, wait a minute, is that a chick or a bloke?!"
"Jesus harry christ son, that ain't either, thats a bloody quasi!!"

by Trev November 19, 2003

gadge

As kids we used it in the sense of caretaker on a building site, we'd be going around looking for mischief

Watch out the gadge's comin!

by trev November 10, 2003