flens

From Swedish, meaning dick-ckeese. You know, that yellow stuff on your cock.

Man, there's a lot of flens on my dick. I knew I should've cleaned my penis at least once a year.

by Trev January 17, 2005

flen

The black crusty stuff that forms around the top of a ketchup bottle.

Would you like some flen with those fries?

by Rich Hall February 21, 2003

Flen’s Dick

Its huge, Massive.
Everyone hates when flen jokes about his dick (Nut nc they’re jealous of how big his cock is)

Flen’s dick is massive, Not even King Kong could handle it
Flen stop joking about your dick. Gross.

by FlenSezxy May 07, 2021

flense

Slice the skin or fat from (a carcass, esp. the blubber off a whale).

Archer's mom: "Pam (who's a nosy fat whale), I should have you flensed." (From pretty hilarious show Archer.)

by Big Uncle G November 27, 2012

Flensing

Throwing your shoulders back in an effort to hide your man-boobs during sex.

With the large pizza still winding its way through Jim's large intestine he was more than a little aware of his recent weight gain. When he pulled off his t-shirt he stayed upright in the bed, flensing madly while making weird grunting noises.

by gutbloom July 23, 2008

Flensing

The act of Jiggling a woman's breasts without her consent. Especially if her shirt has been ripped off or soaked in water.

Yo There was some mad flensing going down at the Peurto Rican parade this year.

by saltdog July 23, 2008