Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.
"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"
- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"
- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"
by TreeWeezel October 01, 2011
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK,
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"
- "Eggman", Beastie Boys
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"
- "Eggman", Beastie Boys
by TreeWeezel April 09, 2011
persona taken occasionally by emcees which sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd. Use a helium-kinda voice and use many filller syllables, especially "miggity-mo"
CeeLo did the farmer man well when acting as MC Prime.
There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.
There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.
by TreeWeezel May 04, 2011
1. literally: rough sex between seedy people
2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"
3. touchdown in football
2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"
3. touchdown in football
1. The dumpster sluts strutted into the bar, hoping to take the bulldick to the chengis
2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.
3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.
2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.
3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.
by TreeWeezel November 16, 2010
A most crafty way to refer to marijuana. Particularly useful for dealers who solicit lay people in public, because it is obvious ("hemp"), yet anyone who overhears will assume you are speaking about Bob Hope.
Stoner: Sister, I heard you were interested in Bob Hemp
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
by TreeWeezel April 04, 2011
Joking name for Unitarians. This "religion" is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. Churchgoers roll up in their Subaru/Volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.
Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
Where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?
They're late for Lesbitarian church.
They're late for Lesbitarian church.
by TreeWeezel August 31, 2011
Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.
The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
by TreeWeezel April 09, 2011