Definitions by TreeWeezel

you're the wanker 

The proper response to being called a wanker

guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"

you're the wanker by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010

baked brown betty 

literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.

in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.

a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:

back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)

Oh snap, shawty's got a backside like baked brown betty. that's just a shame.

baked brown betty by TreeWeezel November 23, 2010

gordita 

Ultimate insult when spoken between skinny, tarted-up latina girls.

latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues

gordita by TreeWeezel November 22, 2010

chanukah 

Festival of Lights. Commonly known as the time Jews made some piddly amount of oil burn for 8 days.

An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.

Jew: "Have some bubbly, greasy latkes!"

Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."

chanukah by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010

chinga 

What skinny, tarted-up latina girls call each other when they squabble.

"Hola, Chinga."
"Who you callin Chinga, chinga?"
"Estas la chinga, chinga."
"Oh this is on, gordita!"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues.

chinga by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010

tangvis 

(Combination of elvis and tang)

The King of Tang: gifted in gathering, procuring access to, and handling of, the tang.

All right Tangvis, way to round up some tail!

tangvis by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010

grain bains 

Short, fat string beans which have been boiled for far too long. Served ubiquitously in the south.

Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"

Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"

grain bains by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010