pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.
John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.
Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.
1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.
John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.
Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.
1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.
when hottubbing socrates are the best.
by Travis April 17, 2006
"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"
by Travis May 27, 2005
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by Travis May 31, 2004
a NEON. somethig that ricers buy to fill the gap between rice and domestic. What they dont understand is they are driving a neon! That is horrific.
ricer: dude that srt4 is mega sic yo!
normal person: that neon? It is missing a few cylinders don't ya think!
normal person: that neon? It is missing a few cylinders don't ya think!
by Travis May 26, 2004
After going through many drummers, travis and kyle returned to normalicy by letting eddie back in the band
by travis November 24, 2003
Football terminology. The result of a hit so vicious that the recipient has snot bubbles coming out of their nose. (The Boz was the first to bring this term to life)
Defensive end Bubba Smith blind-sided Joe Namath so hard on that sack he had snot bubbles. (no need to say coming out of his nose because where else would they be?)
by Travis November 01, 2004