vardo

Pikey word for Caravan.

Pikey Dad: SON! Get in the vardo NOW!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 19, 2005

bogey

A game where you have to shout "BOGEY!" and the person who shouts the loudest wins. For the best results play this at school, work, in shops, at funerals, etc.

Josh: BOGEY!
Nat: BOOOOOOOOOOGEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Josh: Ouch! My ears!

by Trampikey and Goldie! July 10, 2005

Milléts

When you're shopping at Millets and you want to sound posh, you call it Milléts (pronounced mill-ays)

Josh: Where did you get those shoes?
Nat: Milléts!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 19, 2005

pumm

Slang for 'vagina'

Josh: My bitch has a tight pumm!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 19, 2005

cheeso

Old pikey word for "Shut up" or "Keep quiet"

Farmer: I don't know where all my firewood has gone!
Pikey Son: Dad, isn't that the wood you sto-
Pikey Dad: CHEESO!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 19, 2005

speedo pedo

someone who likes to watch boys in their speedos!

Rhea: OOooh look, speedos!
Josh: Speedo pedo!

by Trampikey and Goldie! August 13, 2005

am i bovvered?

From 'The Catherine Tate Show'
Basically means: "I don't care!"

Josh: You're not invited to the party!
Nat: Am I bovvered?

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 19, 2005