swordsmen

Two erect guys who use their erect cocks like sword thrusting and parrying blows from the cocks. Sometimes enhanced by the wearing of penis sounds for the sound of metal on metal or flesh...
Julian and Sandy enjoyed a mutual wank and then a sparring session; like the true swordsmen they were.

Emma watched the gay vid of two swordsmen sparring as she teased her clitty.

Alan and I are swordsmen after a day at the nude beach.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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Jiggle Tits

Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.

Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.

The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.

One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
by Townsman July 28, 2016
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Cock Buddy

Very close male friend, one who is fascinated by a your penis
Steve: You see Mike often?

Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.

Steve: That's dedication.

Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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open-cup

A design of Bra where the cup is cut away to allow the nipple/aureole area to be exposed whilst providing support the the breast, ideal for the fuller bust or for appearing to be wearing a sensible brassiere under a formal suit.
Susie loved her open-cup bra it gave her that softly erotic ' I know someting you don't feeling.'

Sammie was shy about her saggy breasts go without a bra, but her open-cup bra allowed her to 'show pokies' at the mall.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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sissy-gurl

sissy-gurls bi-sexual guys being feminised by a dominant female. usually involves dressing in very fem clothing; usually with abundant frills and bowed ribbons plus the use of a penis cage or other bdsm device to deny the sissy-gurl access to their gurl-clit (penis) to masturbate or become erect without permission.
Dave's sissy-gurl nature made barbie his fashion icon.

Hey look it Davida my doesn't she look good as a sissy-gurl.
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.
Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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