Two erect guys who use their erect cocks like sword thrusting and parrying blows from the cocks. Sometimes enhanced by the wearing of penis sounds for the sound of metal on metal or flesh...
Julian and Sandy enjoyed a mutual wank and then a sparring session; like the true swordsmen they were.
Emma watched the gay vid of two swordsmen sparring as she teased her clitty.
Alan and I are swordsmen after a day at the nude beach.
Emma watched the gay vid of two swordsmen sparring as she teased her clitty.
Alan and I are swordsmen after a day at the nude beach.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
Most usually the overly large size of a glans of a penis relative to its shaft.
Usually a mushroomhead will require circumcision of the penis to allow painfree erections around puberty.
Usually a mushroomhead will require circumcision of the penis to allow painfree erections around puberty.
Dave loved the attention his mushroomhead gained him at the nude beach.
Andy and Luke spent hours studying Bob's mushroomhead.
Jackie found Sam's mushroomhead almost too much for one girl's capacity, but it was so worth it!
Andy and Luke spent hours studying Bob's mushroomhead.
Jackie found Sam's mushroomhead almost too much for one girl's capacity, but it was so worth it!
by Townsman December 30, 2014
Steve: You see Mike often?
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
by Townsman September 27, 2014
Sue was talking to her mother about Keith, and her pussy gave an innocent fanny fart.
The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
by Townsman September 27, 2014
An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
by Townsman March 13, 2016
Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
sissy-gurls bi-sexual guys being feminised by a dominant female. usually involves dressing in very fem clothing; usually with abundant frills and bowed ribbons plus the use of a penis cage or other bdsm device to deny the sissy-gurl access to their gurl-clit (penis) to masturbate or become erect without permission.
Dave's sissy-gurl nature made barbie his fashion icon.
Hey look it Davida my doesn't she look good as a sissy-gurl.
Hey look it Davida my doesn't she look good as a sissy-gurl.
by Townsman December 29, 2014