Towelie 's definitions

Monkey Sex

what a lot of french and canadian people have every day

that frenchman does great monkey sex

by Towelie March 6, 2005

Microsoft Game Studios

a hole in the wall where monkeys code games

dumpster, port o potie, empty tire, can all be used as microsoft game studios, they even have a mobile studio, the garbage truck

by Towelie February 27, 2005

Jerry Springer

A show that uses actors.

A show that exists to make all white people look like trailer trash.

A racist,anti-white people,propaganda show that is designed to make all white people look dumb.

Jerry Springer is a sick perverted freak who gets aroused by his show when he manufactures episodes that center around incest and pedophilia and interracial gay and lesbian action.

Jerry Springer is a racist.

Jerry Springer's show uses actors to make white people look terrible.

Jerry Springer is your typical Democrat bastard.

by Towelie July 22, 2006

Teabag

a bag full of tea, what you make tea out of

jimmy dipped his teabag in his grandmothers cup of hot watter and made tea

by Towelie March 13, 2005

Bhatnagar

Bhatnagar (Butt-nagger)
A basic Indian bitch boy. He's the guy who goes to hollywood to audition for an Indian role, but loses the spot to a random white guy.

To your Indian Pal:"Hey Bhatnagar—fuck you."

by Towelie October 23, 2016

Dr. pepper

only the best soft drink ever, coke and pepsi are miles behind

Dr Pepper kicks ass!!!

by towelie July 14, 2004

apple

a computer company that says its computers are better but in reality are no better and even worse than PC's, for one they are hopelessly un upgradeable and another, the newest game for mac is starcraft...makes you think doesent it?

the only good thing apple has going for it is the ipod, and b/c they suck they had to make a pc compatible version

by Towelie February 26, 2005