Totallynotchris's definitions

Mini Crunch

A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.

Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house

Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait

Justin: What is it now?!

Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!

Justin: What? Why?

Nick: Mini Crunch

Justin: Why are you my friend again?

by totallynotchris March 28, 2010

Clusterfuckle

A gathering of retards or fuckheads

and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.

by totallynotchris June 28, 2010

Quotedate

When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.

BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"

SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.

Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

Shlion

A beaner in the disguise of a huge green hulking man

ANYONE: "Oh my god! Look over there, Shlion is jumping over that fence into our country!"

UNCLE SAM: "Not on my watch! (takes out shotgun)"

by totallynotchris November 7, 2009

Speaking License

An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.

Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.

by totallynotchris April 2, 2010

Dat Pie

When you see a certain pie and determine that it is 100% necessary that, "dat pie" be in your possession. No other pie will do as long as "dat pie" remains within your line of sight. Horrible horrible events will undoubtedly unfold in the event that "dat pie" is not yours very soon.

"Hey Nick, what one of these pies do you want?"

"I don't want one of those pies Justin, I want Dat Pie!"

"But...that's MY pie"

"Not anymore, Dat Pie is my pie now!"

"Awww..."

by totallynotchris March 17, 2010