Definitions by Torbert

Pokelahoma 

Pokelahoma is the metaphoric place you go when you have sex with a new partner.

Paul said, “ Jenny and I finally went to Pokelahoma after the rodeo.

Pokelahoma by Torbert January 7, 2023

Franksgiving

Franksgiving is literally hotdog dinner for thanksgiving. A little better version is having Turkey hotdogs on the big day.

Hey this inflation thing is really killing our holiday budget. Add to that bringing your entire work family, this is definitely going to be a Franksgiving!

Franksgiving by Torbert November 24, 2022

bowel mason

A bowel mason is a person that like to play and interact with poop. They are also some who enjoys anal sex.

Shelley has her 3 rd date with Rick. Shelley was a little freaked out as Rick turns out to be a bowel mason,. Tough she did say he was quite the artisan.

bowel mason by Torbert November 9, 2022

gloaca

A Gloaca is the glowing version of the cloaca, the orifice of a chicken that serves as both vagina and poop chute.

After Chernobyl, you should have seen it in here, all my chickens got irrardated. At night you could see all these Gloacas every time they pooped or laid an egg.

gloaca by Torbert August 26, 2022

pudgenius 

A pudgenius is a slightly obese person that does one thing incredibly well.
They might be the author whose novels captivate the world or the astrophysicist
thar saves the earth from a meteor strike. Whatever it is, they are loved by all despite their out of shape physicality.

Remember that chubby guy, Alex, from class that practically passed out on that walking tour of campus at the start of the semester? He has raised over 20 million dollars on Kickstarter for a book he wrote over the break.
Then, he’s on the Today show and the hotty host practically asked him to marry her. He’s a total
pudgenius!

pudgenius by Torbert March 5, 2022

juncle 

A juncle is the male genitalia of an uncle.

Mike's older brother just had his first kid making Mike an uncle, and making Mike's dick and balls a juncle.

juncle by Torbert July 26, 2021

glandlord 

A glandlord is an old, morbidly obese and sweaty owner of an apartment building
occupied by young healthy adults.

After discovering who the peeping tom was, Mona told her glandlord she had already paid her rent snd he owed her money or free rent for all the unpaid shows he was enjoying.

glandlord by Torbert June 5, 2021