Torakvf44's definitions
Accidentally shitting ones self whilst playing posh man's tennis, aka Squash. The act of squasharting is often an occurrence of overjoy at winning a point against your boss.
'oh god man, I playing Terry the other day and accidentally sqausharted. It's cool though, I beat his bald ass'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
Get the Sqaushartingmug. by Torakvf44 October 4, 2018
Get the FiveArmsmug. The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
Get the Shittinglesmug. A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.
'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'
by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018
Get the Crankstermug. 'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'
'Good work Reginald'
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
Get the Monoautonourishmentmug. When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.
See Tainted Sausage for a man.
Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
Get the Tainted Beefmug. by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
Get the Nansistancemug.