Definitions by Torakvf44

FiveArms 

When your Forearms are basically the size of a normal bicep.

Shit Rita, look at the size of those forearms.
They're basically fivearms bro

FiveArms by Torakvf44 October 4, 2018

Crankster

A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.

'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'

Crankster by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

Digit Slipper 

The kind of human who slips a sneaky digit in your bum hole during sex without prior warning.

'I was having sexy times with Faloola the other night and it turns out she's a Digit Slipper!'
'no way, what a lucky gentleman you are Fitzroy'

Digit Slipper by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

Tainted Beef 

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.

Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'

Tainted Beef by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

Tainted Sausage by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Squart 

The act of farting when squatting. The level down from Sqausharting

'oh god, that guy just squarted on your leg'

Squart by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Sqausharting 

Accidentally shitting ones self whilst playing posh man's tennis, aka Squash. The act of squasharting is often an occurrence of overjoy at winning a point against your boss.

'oh god man, I playing Terry the other day and accidentally sqausharted. It's cool though, I beat his bald ass'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'

Sqausharting by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018