hair fondue

Sperm in ladies hair-do

Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead

by Tonythetiler January 08, 2019

Sweetest plum

All the above girlfriend after being dumped by way lessor

Tony somehow landed Kat.
She is all that after his battle ex
That shits the sweetest plum

by Tonythetiler May 24, 2020

dale the drywaller

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years

Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker

by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020

over the bow

Ejaculating from titty fucking that clears her head

Dude I was going for the something about mary hair fondue

But I shot one over the bow

by Tonythetiler January 08, 2019

Turn you special

Turn you special is to kick your ass because you are percieved to be annoying.

Kat told Tony he better get out of the kitchen before I turn you special

by Tonythetiler September 20, 2020

paper parent

Visiting parent after divorce court

A laser printer sears that pour souls new parent designation visiting parent.
Cut out of the family picture cast into a dumpster of hate that paper parent

Never gives up

by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020

cunt force trauma

Distended abdomen tell tale of too much hard sex

Tony went out a gladiator

She rode him with a pocket full of nickels
Doc said obvious cunt force trauma
She was glad he ate er

Mal Halla dude

by Tonythetiler December 15, 2021