stamped concrete

Coloidal mixed liquid limestone that is artfully designed and is finished by beating a rubber mat into the nearly hard reconstituted stone
That rubber mat looks exactly like Peruvian granite not your normal stamped concrete. I Wonder how monchu pichu did it. Aliens probably

They are the only ones who like to work hard.
by Tonythetiler September 02, 2020
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fuckatree

Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce

Built the deck posts all faux tree bark

Changed karma for millions

Hard to reverse fuckatree
by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021
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Mason shit-show

One man mixing mortar in a Mason truck, then sliding hot load to grout pump, then
shooting caustic load thru shotcrete gun.
Tony the tiler doing it all vertical concrete and all. Following points in space fixing walls making plumb out of naughty twisted juniper wood framing.
He calls it sweetest plumb the point painted in Sistine Chapel. Man touching God, all man ever was at that moment, attempting perfection while ballancing on a scaffold.His master mason Ed Medley free of the burden in this life used to call it God. To see Tony the tiler obviously maxed out doing the toil of a Hottie Mason helper

One mason shit-show.

Level headed driven by plumb crazy.
by Tonythetiler January 29, 2022
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Hey doc what do you think of texts like this from my kids mom

That is what is known as an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

Wow doc you got a four dollar word for everything
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Marital aid

Marital aid earplugs
Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid
by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016
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Male appropriatism

Changing a words use by covert male narcissists who seek to denigrate women
Dont you try to gaslight me with your male appropriatism your obviously seeking to denigrate me with your male company's 4 dollar words

Cleary you are a gum chewing leg lifting male who gives boys a bad name
by Tonythetiler December 27, 2020
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hein lick maneuver

My eyeballs nearly popped out when she gave me the hein lick maneuver.

And I can't get past the gag reflex
by Tonythetiler September 21, 2021
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