Fur head

Forehead on a cat

Did you kiss the cat on her fur head yet?

by Tonythetiler July 09, 2019

checked all the boxes

Unicorn mate

Tony checked all the boxes with Kat
3 star cooking cod clean house 70's porn sex. Yeah I guess there is karma
That dude landed a unicorn

Must have paid at the office

by Tonythetiler November 12, 2020

cartooned

Getting hurt in a manner Reminiscent of classic cartoons

Tony was cartooned when he stepped on a

2 x 4 causing a instantaneous Teeter totter slap to the face

his girlfriend Kat laughed her ass off

by Tonythetiler May 20, 2018

patrick swayse like

Saying hello from the afterlife

With that flavor fave from the shared moments back in the day

Tony the tiler wrote so many definitions in Urban dictionary. Many used Kat in the definition, some she wrote and let him gleen. He set it up she gets a mug every valentine's day even if he passes first.
Romance all Patrick Swayse like

by Tonythetiler January 16, 2022

revenge cuckold

Revenge cuckold to the attempted cuckold milf

With malice and forethought

She cheated on him dude that guy is prettier than most women his age

Yeah he ended up with the sweetest plum Kat and he fell in love and feasted in the afterwife experience
Such a revenge cuckold

by Tonythetiler September 14, 2020

Mitch.com

Pick up line for guys named Mitch

Baby you don't need online dating you need Mitch.com You type in all of your stuff and you end up with Mitch every time because it Mitch.Com takes the guesswork out of dating

by Tonythetiler April 20, 2018

succubus prime

The one transformer you don't want to meet

Nothing left after succubus prime except for a little burning

by Tonythetiler November 15, 2016