excorgism

Simultaneous ejaculation with demon exorcism
Mitch fucked her so hard so long her eyeballs rolled back into her head a demon left her body and he deposited his spirit into the department of the interior

When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
by Tonythetiler November 17, 2017
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joystickin

Using your boyfriends penis for your own pleasure like a video game with a happy ending
Kat was using Tony’s bologna pony for her joystickin again

He smiles a lot
by Tonythetiler March 08, 2018
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upstanding member

Kat says Tony is a Upstanding Member

The bonus is he is a productive Member
by Tonythetiler July 29, 2021
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roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics
So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde
by Tonythetiler May 26, 2017
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monkey critic

My cell mate monkey critic.

Throws his deuce all over my graffiti.

He thinks it don't stink.
by Tonythetiler November 24, 2021
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position one

Person who talks down to you
Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle

A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again

A victim of love

Position one
by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021
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making wookie

Sex with age old caveman noises
Tony and Kat were at it again
Dude went caveman and was making wookie

Shave your back once and a while and you won’t get aspca volunteers protesting outside the hotel room
by Tonythetiler December 13, 2017
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