Turn you special

Turn you special is to kick your ass because you are percieved to be annoying.

Kat told Tony he better get out of the kitchen before I turn you special

by Tonythetiler September 20, 2020

etticatt overlay

Concious behavioral pattern mask used to hide underlying habits.

Its unfortunate that divorce people point out all the deviant behavior.Every man is a adolescent narcissistic impaired roman bust every woman is a borderline personality disorder Medusa and the reaching for straws hell they just throw out bipolar tic tacs.

Thats why people revere guys like Tony the Tiler the true creatures with chiseled faults pillars of intrinsic integrity who make character cool refuse to wear the etticatt overlay.

But he is a misogynist who seeks to denigrate women.

There you go again.

by Tonythetiler May 01, 2021

Disney Daddy

The guy with the sweetest plum.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice

Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.

Tony is the Disney daddy. He landed Kat
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.

Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.

by Tonythetiler January 22, 2022

dishorderly conduct

The point of diminished returns hording

I can't find anything in the rats nest
So my life's choices lead to this conclusion.
I am guilty of dishorderly conduct.
I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go

by Tonythetiler December 19, 2021

hair fondue

Sperm in ladies hair-do

Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead

by Tonythetiler January 07, 2019

Loyalty pyramid

Intuitive system of ranking value in people based on their behavior towards you and others

Tony the Tiler says there is a continum that exists whether you are conscious of it or not people rank each other. There is a pyramid that forms from this stream of consciousness. People that are generous go to the top of his list. Take care of these patrons and give them everything you can muster we need to reward them the truly noble of this life

And when you see great work you will see a mirror to a truly noble lord

And when you see crookety fuck tile work ask yourself was the owner of that pile of shit a shit dung beetle

Or did he buy the house with a shit monument

We are all connected angels and demons

MLK says truth prevails in reality

There is a loyalty pyramid

Focus on the positive and give more than you receive reward nobles and one day you might be at the top of the pyramid

by Tonythetiler April 16, 2021

saw god

Past tense of seeing god

How did court go

I saw god

Never heard it called that but your right

by Tonythetiler December 28, 2019