Definitions by Tonythetiler

hair fondue 

Sperm in ladies hair-do

Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead

hair fondue by Tonythetiler January 7, 2019

cartooned 

Getting hurt in a manner Reminiscent of classic cartoons

Tony was cartooned when he stepped on a

2 x 4 causing a instantaneous Teeter totter slap to the face

his girlfriend Kat laughed her ass off

cartooned by Tonythetiler May 20, 2018

Mitch.com 

Pick up line for guys named Mitch

Baby you don't need online dating you need Mitch.com You type in all of your stuff and you end up with Mitch every time because it Mitch.Com takes the guesswork out of dating

Mitch.com by Tonythetiler April 20, 2018

Big bitch pants 

When the woman is confident beyond the freshly douched fresh scent

When she butches up and leaves her mark on the world

Blueprinting a new way of thinking upon anyone in her path

Snow White Kat put her Big bitch pants on and kissed her prince charming and woke his sorry ass up His name was Tony you know like an Italian job Thought he was a great lover and all

Now he says when Kat puts on her big bitch pants that he is blueprinted into a new tail she woke up prince charming

Moral of the story if a girl named Kat puts on her big bitch pants you're going to be pussy whipped Italian or not

Big bitch pants by Tonythetiler April 20, 2018

joystickin 

Using your boyfriends penis for your own pleasure like a video game with a happy ending

Kat was using Tony’s bologna pony for her joystickin again

He smiles a lot

joystickin by Tonythetiler March 8, 2018

agrosaxon 

Aggressive person of whiteness

Red headed hot head leader of the AgroSaxons

agrosaxon by Tonythetiler December 13, 2017

making wookie 

Sex with age old caveman noises

Tony and Kat were at it again
Dude went caveman and was making wookie

Shave your back once and a while and you won’t get aspca volunteers protesting outside the hotel room

making wookie by Tonythetiler December 13, 2017