Tony Kessler's definitions
After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.
"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.
by Tony Kessler August 23, 2006
Get the slide homemug. Gibbslap
The slap you get on the back of the head by a superior intellect when you say or do something stupid.
The slap you get on the back of the head by a superior intellect when you say or do something stupid.
When the said " Why do I have to wash the dishes? " They just gets dirty again." my wife Gibbslapped me.
by Tony Kessler November 26, 2016
Get the Gibbslapmug. neo-muslim: an extemest muslim that is out of the mainstream and into terrorisim and wold domination
The only difference between a neo-nazi and a neo-muslim is the neo muslim has a beard and no mustashe.
by Tony Kessler September 5, 2010
Get the neo-muslimmug. The American Democratic Party commiting political suicide
lit: to kill the donkey. (asinus {donkey}+ cidium {kill})
I have watched the Democrats do this again and again. They win the public over and then procede to undo it all through infighting, selfish interests and just plain stupidity. I researched the latin and came up with the best I could for a word that seemed to fit the situation
lit: to kill the donkey. (asinus {donkey}+ cidium {kill})
I have watched the Democrats do this again and again. They win the public over and then procede to undo it all through infighting, selfish interests and just plain stupidity. I researched the latin and came up with the best I could for a word that seemed to fit the situation
by Tony Kessler July 30, 2009
Get the asinicidemug. When someone in your social media circle does a fact check and Snopes you on a post that is not factual.
by Tony Kessler October 24, 2016
Get the Wall Checkedmug. Using the prefix trans for across and eclipse for "to block out" we have the word transclipse. Transclipse is a verb meaning: when an object that moves across the field of vision blocking from sight a visually preferred object in a synchronized manner.
Example: I spotted this beautiful woman out of the corner of my eye, but when I tried to take a second look, her boyfriend transclipsed her, blocking her from my eager eyes.
by Tony Kessler June 11, 2016
Get the Transclipsemug. A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.
Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.
by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009
Get the pre-wastedmug.