Definitions by Tony GuizzettiKingTG

DipShit 

When you've gotta dip in class because your about to shit yourself.

Haha! look at this fag, he's about to DipShit himself.

DipShit by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Ants on a log 

When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.

Girl: I'm gonna give my boyfriend ants on a log later tonight.

Ants on a log by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

401k 

a Fucking Joke.

Hey dumb ass, why don't you go get a 401k . gotta be a fucking retarded if you think I'm lying.

401k by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

The one eyed monster 

Term/code name for your penis

I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.

The one eyed monster by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Clock-Watcher 

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.

Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher

Clock-Watcher by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Vaptist 

Baptizing a baby except only no water, just blowing a vape cloud in its face.

Man: May I confess to god right now father.
Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.

Vaptist by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Siphter 

A person that is a Siphoning Master. Easy and simple.

Ron, you horny Siphter.

Siphter by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 12, 2017