Tony GuizzettiKingTG's definitions

Vaptist

Baptizing a baby except only no water, just blowing a vape cloud in its face.

Man: May I confess to god right now father.
Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Tacocat

Spell it backwards and you will see.

Asian boy1: i hope you like to eat Tacos.
Asian boy2: No i like to eat Cats.
Asian boy1: Oh... Well, i guess we can have a Tacocat then.
Asian boy2: YAY!!!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 15, 2017

401k

a Fucking Joke.

Hey dumb ass, why don't you go get a 401k . gotta be a fucking retarded if you think I'm lying.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Walmart

That one place where you see a bunch of old ladies with mustaches.

I would like to go to Walmart to buy my new fake mustache.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017

Prostate Galore

When the doctors can't figure out what is wrong with you, so they get five or more doctors to stick their fingers in your asshole at once.

Guy: I'm ready Doc
Doc: This will not be a normal prostate
Guy: What do you mean?
Doc: Its a gonna be a Prostate Galore
guy: oh you motherf..... AAAHHH!!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 27, 2017

Clock-Watcher

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.

Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Cached

When your having sex with your black friends mom and you cum inside of her, she becomes cached just like like a da pot.

Haha! your mamma's pussy is cached now!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 12, 2017