Tony GuizzettiKingTG's definitions

DipShit

When you've gotta dip in class because your about to shit yourself.

Haha! look at this fag, he's about to DipShit himself.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Ants on a log

When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.

Girl: I'm gonna give my boyfriend ants on a log later tonight.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

401k

a Fucking Joke.

Hey dumb ass, why don't you go get a 401k . gotta be a fucking retarded if you think I'm lying.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

The one eyed monster

Term/code name for your penis

I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Clock-Watcher

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.

Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Vaptist

Baptizing a baby except only no water, just blowing a vape cloud in its face.

Man: May I confess to god right now father.
Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Siphter

A person that is a Siphoning Master. Easy and simple.

Ron, you horny Siphter.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 12, 2017