13 definitions by Tony GuizzettiKingTG

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Baptizing a baby except only no water, just blowing a vape cloud in its face.
Man: May I confess to god right now father.
Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017
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Asian boy1: i hope you like to eat Tacos.
Asian boy2: No i like to eat Cats.
Asian boy1: Oh... Well, i guess we can have a Tacocat then.
Asian boy2: YAY!!!
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 14, 2017
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11
That one guy who was on that Slap Chop Ad who got fired and put in prison for prostitution.
"I used Slap Chop until i figured out that the host of the commercial got fired for prostitution"
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017
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Son: Mommy mommy!
Mom: what son?
Son: why does that person have red hair?
Mom: DON'T LOOK AT THAT ORANGA-TRAMP, IT IS HIDEOUS!
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG May 24, 2017
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