Tony's definitions

sannicolas

midget with short man complex who thinks he rules the world

that guys running around sannicolasing people

by tony November 25, 2003

Guarino

Shit, Poop, Turd, etc. Anything in that nature

Ahh Fuck Man, I just stepped in some guarino

by Tony March 12, 2005

have it

hard to define. you say it when something is pleasing or good. eluding to something good also in response to something someone else says. Originated in the Mid-West

guy 1: "i'm gonna totally hook up with this hottie tonight" guy 2: "have it"

"whoa, look what i found. half off fazoli's coupon's! have it."

"i'm gonna go beat off"
"have it."

by Tony December 18, 2005

jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

by Tony April 24, 2003

queef

A pussy fart. (it asked for 20 letters but I can't say pussy fart in twenty letters, mkay?)

Damn, did you hear that bitch queef?

by Tony April 16, 2005

dogs

Commonly known as a cigarette. Dogs, refers to cigarettes. Mainly used in South Australia as well as parts of Melbourne. Also can be reffered to as Pup or Puppy. However, word can be used to excession, and can tend to annoy the average being. The question is...have you got any?

I was just wondering, have you got any dogs?
What kind you got?
I really need a dog!
Lets go have a dog!
Lets go looch up a pup!
Looch me a dog.
Lets stop and buy some puppies.

by Tony April 20, 2005

Cock Block

I situation where a man is prevented from having relations with his significant other.

I was wonking my girlfriend and my roomate came in and cockblocked me.

by Tony September 3, 2004